Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stevie, Apr 5, 2015.
Had like an 1/2 bag of them today.
How hectic has San Diego's offseason been? The Padres have acquired four OFs (Matt Kemp, Justin Upton, Melvin Upton Jr., Wil Myers), a SP (James Shields), a RP (Craig Kimbrel), a catcher (Derek Norris) and a 3B (Will Middlebrooks). For those scoring at home, that's eight notable players.
Your wife said the same thing about black cock, no?
Enjoy matt kemp for the 50 games he plays.
Fuck off @HAL
Blueberry jelly bellies fo a white devil.
Yet they'll still only get 70 wins.
How many people did you kill last night cuz of the full moon?
Melts in your mouth not in your hand
worst flavor ever
Sambuca can go fuck itself too
This is lol because @HAL is a werewolf!