Black man eats too much at Chinese buffet

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  1. Tiggs

    Tiggs Well-Known Member

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    Black man loafing around in all you can eat buffet, eating too much and being racist to Chinese man when called on it.
     
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    The reggie paid for all you can eat and he's eating all he can.

    He is not in the wrong. Thank you.
     
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    He is not stealing, but taking advantage of the restaurant. He is being an asshole.
     
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  4. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Simpsons did it.
     
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    Belligerent Reggie or not if the sign says all you can eat then its all you can eat.
     
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    This is true but the chinaman has to learn.
    Reggie just gave him a valuable lesson in diversity.
    Chinaman should be thankful he got off for only eight bucks.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    1. If you don't want people to eat all they can eat, don't sell them all you can eat buffets.

    2. I like how grandpa security guard doesn't stop eating through the whole thing.

    3. Nice town. I can see why it costs so much to live there.
     
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    That was an awesome episode. Homer ate the plastic lobster.
     
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    "You go home now, fatboy! You been here four hour! You frighten my wife! You eat more than killer whale! Sign say 'All you can eat' not 'You eat all'!"



    :nana:

     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    worldstar nigga!!!
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Saw it again recently with my boy, noticed that Conan was the writer.
     
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    Fuck I hate to defend the reggie. But yeah all you can eat is all you can eat. Put up a disclaimer that says no more than X amount of servings.
     
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    He had a couple of really good ones back in the day. Homer getting kicked out of the buffet episode had so much funny shit in there.
    I might have to dig out a couple of those early DVD's out later.
     
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    Typical and disturbing.... Cares not that the security guard just wants to eat in peace....has to be loud and disruptive.

    The chinamen was right.... He is in America five years and has a business and is buying a house....Reggie is here 12 generations and still
    Lives in section 8 govt. housing.

    Ima Getz mines...
     
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    How many cats could Beth rescue from the kitchen?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Is that a security guard, court officer or some sort of police sitting at the table. He's like, "screw this, I'm not getting involved! ":snicker:
     
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    The black guy makes some fair points about Chinese people though. A lot of them don't want anything to do with non-Chinese people. The only reason they come here is to make money. They don't want to become a part of the culture. He finds that offensive and so do I. I'm not talking all Chinese people, obviously there are a lot that have become a part of America. I've got friends who have come over on boats, who want to be a part of life here and be friends with all kinds of people.

    But there are a lot that don't care to, at all. A lot of them never bother to even learn English, and if they do, it's only because it helps them make money. Like the guy with this restaurant. The only time he would ever talk to guy like me, is if there was some financial transaction. Otherwise he could give a fuck.
     
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    Reggie's meal just became 'All you can eat boogers and snot'.
     
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    I don't mind defending anyone in the right. Skin color is irrelevant and he's not living up to any cultural stereotype. He is an asshole for staying at a Chinese food restaurant for 90 minutes, but two minutes after you finish the plate, you're starving for another one.
     
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    RIP fat funny man
     
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