Black Penis request

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Mar 16, 2015.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    ....too much white cock for pretty penis contest so far?
    Howard pleading for 'black penis'!
    :facepalm:
     
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  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    If it's monday i guess it's time for penis in the Stern world
     
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  4. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Howard is really in-touch with his core audience of gay black men.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    By the way, a prize of $500 for a contest?

    Seriously, a whopping five hundred bucks?! What does a sponsor pay to advertise on this show?

    What is second place, $250?

    Would you travel to NYC, rack up parking and such, and leave with a net of $150 after taxes?
     
  6. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    @smichal sure was quick to like the posts in this thread. jus saying! :giggle:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I have never seen a @blackpenis in real life and I have 0.0 interest in seeing one.
     
  8. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    I hope Letterman doesn't steal this bit
     
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    Howie just can't build a closet big enough for himself, can he?
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Well thats where you and Howard really differ.
     
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    I've kearned something today: @smichal eats in the dark
     
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  12. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    winner fucks the loser in the ass?
     
  13. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I have never had sexual relations with a length black teenager! :grad:
     
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    fixed
     
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    Wait, I need to understand a liberal point of view.

    It is NOT racist to request that black men, and ONLY black men, show you their penises.

    Because that's in no way demeaning or reeks of white superiority right?

    Black men getting naked to entertain you is how you show respect, correct Howard?
     
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  16. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    sounded like the contest was all white cock so far
    Howard believes in affirmative action.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    So he won't demean women anymore because he's "evolved'". But he'll bring on the big black beer can thicks?? So family friendlyo_O..
     
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    Comedy gold
     
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    Brown
     
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  20. Nemo

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    update:
    Contest is 'Beautiful BLACK Penis '

    no whites allowed!