WTF Black Santa

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Habsfan, Dec 26, 2015.

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Santa color or race

  1. Santa is a fat white dude no exception

  2. I think we should have black/brown/Asian santa

  3. I don't care

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  1. Habsfan

    Habsfan Well-Known Member

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    My wife was looking at her friend's Facebook and they have a pictures of black Santa cut out next to the tree. I'm not racist but I don't want to a black Santa, to me Santa is a fat white dude. They are only teaching their kids to see skin color and than will complain about racism if they don't get their way. 1in 0
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Does black santa steal the gifts that white santa leaves under the tree?
     
  3. Stretch5000

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    Santa only works one day a year, so I kinda assumed he was a black.
     
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    santa is a white guy

    but I don't care if someone else wants a black santa deal and stuff for his house
     
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    I'll grant this thread the fact that Jesus was prolly on the swarthy side.

    That said, I'm standing my ground with Mr Kringle. White as snow.
     
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    Black Santa is known around these parts for stealing gifts, not leaving them under your tree. He works 365 days a year, not just Xmas eve.
     
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    Nicholas is a very traditional and historically black name :grad:
     
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    Sounds like a Tyler Perry movie.
     
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    And even on Facebook people are complaining about wanting black Santa in the malls
     
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    Who could possibly care?
    It's like saying the tooth fairy can't be Chinese
     
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    A white girl I went to school with traveled to a nearby town to a black mall and got her picture taken with "Afro Santa". Her on his lap with him groping up her breasts. It was one of the funniest pictures I have seen.
     
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    He is a white transgender
     
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    There was an Asian Santa at PetSmart a few weeks ago. I was so pissed I didn't have my dog with me.
     
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    Can you imagine affirmative action or equal opportunity nonsense forcing the good or "white" malls to hire black Santas? What do you think the backlash from consumers would be? How would that impact profits?

    I get the feeling that there would be a lot of dudes in Shrek costumes serving as mall Santas instead.
     
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    What are your feelings on Black Jesus?

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    It's a weird thing to write but I don't want my kids to sit in a black Santa's lap
     
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    I can tell you how my racist dog would react to a black Santa...

     
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    When I used to work in Veterinarian medicine I had a client who owned a dog that hated black people. The dog was a chipper little fellow whenever I was in the exam room with him, but the second one of my black staff members came in the dog would lose it fucking mind.

    The guy also had a cat he named, 'Niglet'. Everyone was afraid to say the cats name out loud in the waiting room for fear of offending someone.