*Bleaking Dawgzhed News*

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Butt Trumpet, Feb 9, 2016.

  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Gleetings evelybody...


    Ze age old butthole lape allegations against ze Animalgod hsve been given new life vith Nikkerz today gonfirming she vas made, against her vishes, to make ze video flom a few years stating Dan did not take his 2 incher vor a stloll down Nikkerz old tan tlack.

    Nikkerz now insinuates she vas indeed violated by ze behemoth against her vill.

    Other unconfirmed
    gold in zat thlead, summalised:

    - Dan clied vhen he vas called a vatso by Nikkerz.
    - Nikkerz must live vis someone due to seizures, but can vork night shift solo at ze Circle K (?)
    - Nikkerz is unemployed
    - Dan has 20 employees
    - Dan deals veed
    - Dan cant get it up
    - Dan vocks multiple vimmen
    - Dan smells
    - Nikkerz smells
    - Nikkerz vorced Dan onto a thleesome
    - Nikkerz vas coerced into a thleesome
    - Dan has Nikkerz on a sex vor board contlact.
    - Dan does not bone Nikkerz
    - Dan and Nikkerz lie
    - Dan and Nikkerz do not lie
    - Nikkerz is having a skype affair
    - Nikkerz is about too dump Delek.
    - Nikkerz is about to mally Delek.

    Ahh so much lies and intligue, doctored text messages....see vor yourself.
    Ze only thing zat seems to be tlue is zat Delek is a good guy.

    Zis has been Mr Dlacula vor ze Dawgzhed News
     
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  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    so does this mean i dont have to read that AG thread?
     
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  3. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Yes, zummalised vor you pleasure
     
  4. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    i can't understand any of that shit.
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I'm sorry to say, I understand everything you posted :facepalm:
     
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  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    you dont find his typing to be funny?
     
  7. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yeah, they're pretty clazy
     
  8. BleedingGums

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    dont understand anything this faggot typed
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

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    I like the Havoc schtick much better then this
     
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  10. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    I can't make heads or tails of Drac's post :dontknow:
     
  11. Mr Sinister

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    Wgas wgaf
     
  12. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Vocking assholes, i vill destloy you alll
     
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    I do :bigcry:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Block can be a blessing
     
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    this is not bleaking news.
     
  16. zhukov

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    Drac thinks 10 year old news is breaking news.

    Must be an undead thing. Or a mostly dead thing.
     
  17. Mr Sinister

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    You need a hobby my friend
     
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    Thanks, haven't been caught up in that thread in some time. So they hate each other again?
     
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    what part of this is "breaking?"
     
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    :stfu: