*Bleaking Dawgzhed News*

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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Gleetings evelybody...


    Ze age old butthole lape allegations against ze Animalgod hsve been given new life vith Nikkerz today gonfirming she vas made, against her vishes, to make ze video flom a few years stating Dan did not take his 2 incher vor a stloll down Nikkerz old tan tlack.

    Nikkerz now insinuates she vas indeed violated by ze behemoth against her vill.

    Other unconfirmed
    gold in zat thlead, summalised:

    - Dan clied vhen he vas called a vatso by Nikkerz.
    - Nikkerz must live vis someone due to seizures, but can vork night shift solo at ze Circle K (?)
    - Nikkerz is unemployed
    - Dan has 20 employees
    - Dan deals veed
    - Dan cant get it up
    - Dan vocks multiple vimmen
    - Dan smells
    - Nikkerz smells
    - Nikkerz vorced Dan onto a thleesome
    - Nikkerz vas coerced into a thleesome
    - Dan has Nikkerz on a sex vor board contlact.
    - Dan does not bone Nikkerz
    - Dan and Nikkerz lie
    - Dan and Nikkerz do not lie
    - Nikkerz is having a skype affair
    - Nikkerz is about too dump Delek.
    - Nikkerz is about to mally Delek.

    Ahh so much lies and intligue, doctored text messages....see vor yourself.
    Ze only thing zat seems to be tlue is zat Delek is a good guy.

    Zis has been Mr Dlacula vor ze Dawgzhed News
     
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  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    so does this mean i dont have to read that AG thread?
     
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  3. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Yes, zummalised vor you pleasure
     
  4. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    i can't understand any of that shit.
     
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  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I'm sorry to say, I understand everything you posted :facepalm:
     
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  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    you dont find his typing to be funny?
     
  7. BLOW ME

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    Yeah, they're pretty clazy
     
  8. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    dont understand anything this faggot typed
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I like the Havoc schtick much better then this
     
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    I can't make heads or tails of Drac's post :dontknow:
     
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  12. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Vocking assholes, i vill destloy you alll
     
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  13. Zarathustra

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    I do :bigcry:
     
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    Block can be a blessing
     
  15. freds

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    this is not bleaking news.
     
  16. zhukov

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    Drac thinks 10 year old news is breaking news.

    Must be an undead thing. Or a mostly dead thing.
     
  17. Mr Sinister

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    You need a hobby my friend
     
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  18. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Thanks, haven't been caught up in that thread in some time. So they hate each other again?
     
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    what part of this is "breaking?"
     
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    :stfu: