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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Gleetings... Zis is not about Jortvave zis time.

    Our canine overlord @dawg last night plomoted @Elias after a gomplaint flom selial burger botherer @AnimalGod.

    It seems ze obese obelisk gomplained about Elias to Dawg...who vely wisely decided to put ze living beach ball in his place by plomoting Elias lather than disciplining him.

    Zis is vhy zis place is ze gleatest.

    @Slow and I zank you vor ze continued suppolt flom ze Howvard folum and vish you a vonderful lest of ze day/evening.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    regult 4 Goals...

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    vat?
     
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  6. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    Update: we cannot rule out an @Shortwave98 involvement in this story at the moment. It is looking like he may have been involved in this some way but we have yet to uncover the specifics. More on this as it breaks.
     
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    Tha fuck he just say?
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Do you use speech to text, Vlad? Never understood why the written word has an accent.
     
  9. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    read it in dracula's voice...it's a little easier to understand..
     
  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I'll make a statement for the news team.

    Elias has been with me since day one. He's been a loyal friend to me through thick and thin. He has always been there for advice when storms hit and a good laugh with his photoshops. Elias is a true friend and a legend.
    So for those reasons he has been promoted to Administrator.
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Yes, the outlook is bleak for that animal.
     
  12. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I keep getting more and more disturbing reports on this guy. when i have the proof i will share.
     
  13. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    :backlol:
     
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    For his pens alone, the mother fucker should be Grand Pooba!
     
  15. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Fucker is talented!
     
  16. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Is he Mexican?
     
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    Animal blob is a cunt, Dawg rules.
     
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    Fuck yeah!!!!
     
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  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    @eliasbboy
     
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  20. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    He seems to be quite the rabble rouser. :grad:
     
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