Gleetings... Zis is not about Jortvave zis time. Our canine overlord @dawg last night plomoted @Elias after a gomplaint flom selial burger botherer @AnimalGod. It seems ze obese obelisk gomplained about Elias to Dawg...who vely wisely decided to put ze living beach ball in his place by plomoting Elias lather than disciplining him. Zis is vhy zis place is ze gleatest. @Slow and I zank you vor ze continued suppolt flom ze Howvard folum and vish you a vonderful lest of ze day/evening.