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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Butt Trumpet, Feb 4, 2016.

  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Vell, most of you know by now ze @Ving has been zhot dead, bullet betveen ze eyes vor cleating a fake lep to alert on.

    Dumb vaggot, ze mods vere onto it like a Chinee pensioner on a dead puppy, and outed ze fool.

    @CrucifiedAGT has been leinstated, aplogised to and a delively tluck is en route vis a shit load of Dawgs lelated merchandise, bones, booze and zhit.

    Zis has been @MrDracula vor Dawgshed News and Darklord Media. Vock you.
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    I'd laugh if I could read it.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Jesus christ, this fucking schtick nightmare is STILL posting?

    Goddamn, die already, fuckface.
     
  4. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    You vorgot you glasses again?
     
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  5. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    It helps to read it out loud. Alone.
     
  6. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    Thanks Blo :uhat:

    Now how the hell do I get my AV back?
     
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  7. blackcrystal61

    blackcrystal61 Well-Known Member

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    I want you to goto jail for this
     
  8. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Who would have ever thought Howard 100 would be gone and Dawgshed News would become such a fine organization!
     
  9. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Here is methuselah vis a glound breaking contlibution to Dawgs.
     
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  10. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Translation: Ving ginned up a phony alert on AGT. Dawg deaded his ass and reinstated AGT with apologies.
     
  11. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    I hope they're sending some hookers too!
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :jj:
     
  13. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    I can feel the love.

    Trump 2016 :guitar:
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    I've been saying vock you IRL. :facepalm:
     
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  15. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I tried holding those words up to a mirror and I still can't read them.

    Every time I read one of your posts, I feel illiterate.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Translation help please.

    I don't speak retarded schtick, like this fucking assclown.

    Who is this fag again, Acid Lad? Dude, go back to the New Zealand schtick.
     
  17. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    :bigthink

    I like it. Going to do the same!
     
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  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Thanks.

    How do you gin up a phony alert? :scratch:
     
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  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    ^^This probably happened.
     
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  20. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Welcome back bro.