Blew goo on all my bitches.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Jul 13, 2015.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Too lazy for a pic.
     
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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I like on the "lucky guy" porn scenes--- where the guy gets to bone 3 or 4 chicks--- when somehow the guy is able to ook a good amount on each chick...


    If it was me, there'd maybe be a quarter-sized schmear on one girl and a few pellets maybe on a second and or third one if my aim was great.... I can go for distance, just not porn-level volume....,
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    Not gonna do it
    No matter how appropriate a spin off thread about stitches
    Not gonna do it

    Someone else do it
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I always stop the clip and switch to a new one before the guy nuts. I don't want to see that nasty shit.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You mean all guys don't shoot a quart?
     
  9. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Blew through all my britches?

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  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It's such a shame to waste a spinoff opportunity.
     
  11. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Run with it. You have my blessings.