Blind Gossip About the Wig!

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  1. Jet

    Jet Active Member

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    "Could it be that a certain multi-media man is running into a few problems with his latest gig?

    For a change, it’s not his stiffness that’s a problem. This time, it’s all about his hair. Well, not so much “his” hair as the hair he purchased – perhaps from a lactating Himalayan yak! It may look OK in live gigs where he’s known to shellac it within an inch of its life, but this is HD, baby.

    He was given an edict – get better plugs or the plug would be pulled. It doesn’t matter how many cult members he has on his side, he’s definitely taking this threat seriously since he can’t afford to get drummed right out of Hollywood. After his last disastrous attempt at homecoming, he learned that sometimes you can’t come crawling back – even with heavily discounted tickets!"


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    It had me until this part. How would this apply to Wiggy??
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Photo that is posted with the BI

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    Keith Urban
     
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    When I was watching the van halen on kimmel clip, I wondered where DLR got all that hair
     
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    Not Howard or Keith Urban.
    " since he can’t afford to get drummed right out of Hollywood". Neither one depends on Hollywood for their real money.

    "After his last disastrous attempt at homecoming, he learned that sometimes you can’t come crawling back – even with heavily discounted tickets!"
    No idea what this means and Keith Urban's tours are sold out with high ticket prices.
     
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    Best hair do in show bizzzzz belongs to Kevin James.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Sometimes it's just as simple to say that Sterns a useless sellout cunt.
     
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    Also, stiffness was never been Howard's problem in the past. But he is very stiff on AGT
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    I think "After his last disastrous attempt at homecoming" is meant to be his move to Sirius and him suing them and losing as "crawling back", and I think "heavily discounted tickets" is about pay cut he took when he resigned with Sirius. That's how I perceive it. :dontknow:
     
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    I though the, " since he can’t afford to get drummed right out of Hollywood" reference meant because AGT is literally Howard's last opportunity to be relevant.
     
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    Meaning he couldn't fill the seats at AGT in NY?
     
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    Hmmmmm Gunk does not shellac....
    ???!
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "disasterous homecoming" is a key clue. Work from there.

    Btw, nobody on the site guessed Howard. Nobody even thinks of him.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    "Get better plugs or the plug will be pulled."

    Not sure why they are all saying it's Travolta on the site. Travolta does not have hair plugs or have any system. He's just bald and wears a hair piece.


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    Seriously, no one thinks of Howard. He's the "loser" that EW identified and it's only us former fans who care or follow him. We still don't understand the logic of NBC hiring the has-been but never proven TV star...but then again they've hired Al Sharpton, Jim Cramer, and Brian Williams amogn others.
     
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