Blind Item- Get ready for Baby Stern

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  1. Scutaro

    Scutaro Pretenama

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    I can't wait for the little Latino polo playing bundle of joy to arrive!
    Howard: "Howie Jr. is the spitting image of my grandfather Sol. He had dark brown hair AND skin well into his 80's."

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=66021#more-66021

    Both halves of this married couple regularly say that they don’t want children. However, if you were to get the younger half of the pair alone – and just a little bit drunk – you would hear a completely different story!

    She wants a baby. In fact she would like more than one baby.

    However, there are two factors that will make that nearly impossible. First, her older spouse has 99% of the fame, money, and power in their relationship and doesn’t want children. Second, Potential Mommy has too many health obstacles and lingering bad habits to carry a baby to term.

    So the only way Potential Mommy is by getting healthy, getting pregnant by having an affair, and somehow hiding the pregnancy for the first few months. Then Power Player would be forced to play along and pretend that they both wanted a baby all along.
     
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    :giggle: Could totally be her. Nothing none of us here haven't "reported" in the past. Would love to hear who any shedders thoughts on who else this could be? Seems so damn obvious to me, but i really only get my celeb news here at the shed, so this is shit is preaching to the chior.

    SOOoooo WHo else could it be??
     
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    :pray:
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Her womb is so polluted.

     
  5. yaddc

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    Robin look the baby looks just like me, even tho some Stamos.:brotha:
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Is the "health obstacle" a cock?
     
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    The blind item site seems to be pointing to Portia a and Ellen which probably makes more sense.
     
  8. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Sounds more like this cunt.

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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    She's so sad, she really wants kids...

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    Can't be...she doesn't have the 1% fame
     
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    :hhh:

    I was thinking it was the Clooney broad.
     
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    Let's pray this story refers to some other couple. I wouldn't wish Beffoe as a mom even on the spawn of Wiggy.

    The poor kid would die of flashbulb exposure within six months - the first ever recorded fatality attributable to Munchausen-by-Instagram Syndrome.
     
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    It is very vague.
    If it was Ellen & Portia there would be a reference to same sex marriage & getting pregnant by cheating with a "man".
    If it was Stern, they usually give a hint like "radio" or "reality" star.

    Weird
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Portia did have some fame of her own is far more famous than Beth.
     
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    But I doubt her womb is polluted.
     
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    I thought that being a stupid bimba was Beefus' health obstacle.
     
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    But I think Portia had some horrible eating disorders when she was younger. She could have messed up something with her reproductive organs.

    Knew someone like this years ago - all her starving really messed her up medically.
     
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    She did have an eating disorder which does fuck with your reproductive system
     
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    Howard cannot reproduce without the aid of artificial insemination, therefore, Howard would have full knowledge of the impregnation, if he played a role in the insemination...moreover, howard's marriage is more style than function, they have separate primary residences
     
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