OP. Clicking on the link requires extra effort on my part. I'm like Robin: I need you to do everything for me and provide the summary.
haha...cracked.com predicted this a couple years ago! 4 Reasons Blink-182's Singer Was Clearly Abducted by Aliens By Tom Reimann July 13, 2013 http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-blink-182s-singer-was-clearly-abducted-by-aliens/
I'm sure this is quite entertaining for anyone who never had an alien encounter or had their phone tapped by the government.