Blog: More about Mikvehs by Super Jewess Emily Stern

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    :duhme:: oy:
     
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    GP, if any of the Stern girls were to go missing, it would be in Gunkard and Alison's best interest to hire you.
     
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    She just tweeted out the link and it came across my timeline.

    Not my fault her daddy doesnt know her twitter user name.
     
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    mikvehs are a way of controlling women

    nothing godly about it
     
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    Let's be honest here. It's the old school way of making sure your girl's pussy don't stink.

    We have the best noses and those things matter.
     
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    Emily updated the look of her website and now has a page about the history of her great Birth Day album

    http://www.emilystern.org/birthdayabout/#birthdaybio

    "Emily orchestrated her music by gathering sounds from cicadas, birds, and rain storms. One track, Lovesong to Demeter, about the mother/daughter relationship between Demeter and Persephone, has a live childbirth as instrumentation.

    "Nothing like it has been seen on this planet for eons." -Tori Quisling, The Clairvoyant Practitioner."

    :facepalm:

    The page also has a number of pictures.
     
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    I wonder is Emily resents technology seeing as how her daddy was in the basement fiddling with it during her formative years.
     
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    oh look, an acoustic version of "My VAGIIINAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
     
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    Life is good when you don't have to worry about paying bills.
     
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    How much do you think her allowance is? Or does she just have a credit card with an unlimited balance?
     
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    Suddenly the idea of Dr. sarno-like mind tricks can cure you of back pain and homosexuality doesn't sound so kooky!!

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    Emily works with essential oils. She is a wellness advocate for DoTerra, and is involved with helping people work with their particular physical ailments. If the therapeutic value of essential oils seems useful to you, please share your hopes for health, and what you would like help with. She will give you her best advice.

    Emily believes the Torah is healing, and Torah symbolism is multi-layered. She is developing a spiritual therapeutic practice that offers prescriptive meditations on Torah images. Tailored to your needs, Emily suggests visualizations and Torah images for you to work with for protection and serenity.
     
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    I have a really hard time bashing this girl. Sure, she probably reeks to high heaven, but with a billionaire daddy, there are SO many worse things she could be doing. She could be a bratty, obnoxious Paris Hilton type. She's just a stinky hippie.
     
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    All the rich posers pretending to be poor. 'Lets go slumming!' Fuck all people like her. Worst kind of people.
     
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    I normally agree with that sentiment. I had a friend who lived in a 6500 sq foot home in a very rural, largely poverty-stricken area. In high school, she was forever singing the praises of the "simple life". "All I'll ever need is enough money for my paint supplies ( she was an artist ) and organic food - but I can grow that." When she got married and had kids years later, she was constantly annoyed at her hub who was a bum who shared her "money doesn't matter" philosophy for not having the proper motivation and ambition to get a better paying job. "I wish he were more like my dad." It's real easy to talk about how great poverty is when you don't actually have to experience it. However, I don't think that's what Emily Stern is doing. I think she's a sincere, loony hippie.
     
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    Is Riley Martin willing to do the lead in for her radio show on Howard101?
     
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    Funny how she is coming out with a photography book.
    You think that pleases dad or irks him?
    Both his sister and his daughter are into photography.
    In all his interviews he projects the evil jealous sibling and sibling rivalry
     
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