Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Jun 15, 2012.
can't be good news
whatever it is, I'm hoping it gets better on it's own
I think it was just a hard push on already hard crap.
A crape, if you will.
Pistachios do that to me.
most of the time it's nothing. most of the time
I think it's internal hemorrhoids if I had to guess
aye. almond slivers, the shitty of choice in my rectum jailhouse
Mario says its normal to have a bloody asshole after sex.
that still doesn't explain all the dead gerbils
Try eating them instead, its gotta be less painful.
probably an anal fissure and it takes them forever if ever to heal. apply hydrocortisone to the area several times per day. hard stools will irritate and exacerbate the problem.
Rule is if the blood is dark and black it's somewhere in the tract. If its bright red or looks red and fresh it's just a tear and you're cool.
Eat any beets?
That's what Michael Landon said