blood in your stool

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,956
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    4,623
    Likes Received:
    2,760
    can't be good news

    whatever it is, I'm hoping it gets better on it's own
     
  2. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,102
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    1,716
    Likes Received:
    235
    I think it was just a hard push on already hard crap.
    A crape, if you will.
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    159,063
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,290
    Likes Received:
    3,878
    Pistachios do that to me.
     
  4. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

    Reputations:
    41,900
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    54,251
    Likes Received:
    5,622
    most of the time it's nothing. most of the time
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,956
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    4,623
    Likes Received:
    2,760
    I think it's internal hemorrhoids if I had to guess
     
  6. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,102
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    1,716
    Likes Received:
    235
    aye. almond slivers, the shitty of choice in my rectum jailhouse
     
  7. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    1,821
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,500
    Likes Received:
    169
    Mario says its normal to have a bloody asshole after sex.
     
  8. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,102
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    1,716
    Likes Received:
    235
    that still doesn't explain all the dead gerbils
     
  9. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

    Reputations:
    61
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    8,577
    Likes Received:
    13
  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    195,807
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    26,539
    Likes Received:
    19,437
    Try eating them instead, its gotta be less painful.
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

    Reputations:
    79,405
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    17,354
    Likes Received:
    13,803
    probably an anal fissure and it takes them forever if ever to heal. apply hydrocortisone to the area several times per day. hard stools will irritate and exacerbate the problem.
     
  12. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,385
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    5,260
    Likes Received:
    769
    Rule is if the blood is dark and black it's somewhere in the tract. If its bright red or looks red and fresh it's just a tear and you're cool.
     
  13. Cutlass

    Cutlass New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2012
    Messages:
    778
    Likes Received:
    0

    Dont worry.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

    Reputations:
    21,950
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    63,099
    Likes Received:
    10,405
    aids
     
  15. Chwizas Girl

    Chwizas Girl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    25,061
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    3,580
    Likes Received:
    2,025
    Eat any beets?
     
  16. jonpow

    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

    Reputations:
    49,541
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    35,794
    Likes Received:
    6,312
    That's what Michael Landon said