blood in your stool

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    can't be good news

    whatever it is, I'm hoping it gets better on it's own
     
  2. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I think it was just a hard push on already hard crap.
    A crape, if you will.
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Pistachios do that to me.
     
  4. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    most of the time it's nothing. most of the time
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I think it's internal hemorrhoids if I had to guess
     
  6. sickfeeling

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    aye. almond slivers, the shiv of choice in my rectum jailhouse
     
  7. jackie the jerk

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    Mario says its normal to have a bloody asshole after sex.
     
  8. sickfeeling

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    that still doesn't explain all the dead gerbils
     
  9. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Try eating them instead, its gotta be less painful.
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    probably an anal fissure and it takes them forever if ever to heal. apply hydrocortisone to the area several times per day. hard stools will irritate and exacerbate the problem.
     
  12. nserafini

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    Rule is if the blood is dark and black it's somewhere in the tract. If its bright red or looks red and fresh it's just a tear and you're cool.
     
  13. Cutlass

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    Dont worry.
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  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    aids
     
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    Eat any beets?
     
  16. jonpow

    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    That's what Michael Landon said