Blow Job everyday for the rest of your life

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  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    A couple on an African safari witnessed a small Gazelle being chased by a Leopard.
    The wife told the husband "If the Gazelle survives this one, I'll give you a Blow Job every day for the rest of your life."

    Watch what happened:


     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    And then, seeing the folly of her ways, the wife shot the husband.




    :mad: promises, promises.
     
  5. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

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    It's a cheetah
     
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    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

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    The guy must not be evolved if he's willing to let his wife demean herself every day by blowing him. I wonder if he has a big cock Robin...
     
  9. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Would you do this for a blowjob every day for the rest of your life? :eek:

     
  10. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    Ladies - this is what a lot of guys see, anyway. Ask him what color your eyes are - just for shits & giggles...
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  11. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    And that's why you should never play poker in Africa! :grad:
    Too many Cheetahs
     
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    ooms321 Well-Known Member

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  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    When we first started dating, the ex and I were IMing and I didn't know the color of her eyes. She started to get pissy, and I was pretty blunt. "I don't take my eyes off yer ass long enough to see if you have eyes. You do have 2 of em, right?" She got over it.
     
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    hi jackie
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Getting a bj from one chick everyday, forever, is hardly a prize. fuck that gazelle
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [​IMG] old wife with wrinkles sucking you off 4 ever.....no thx
     
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    He's only 35 lol opps I ment she.