Blue Ribbon Shenanigans!

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My wife entered a lesser fair about a month ago and did very well but it was a warm-up for our local fair. She entered four items and scored three 1st and one 2nd place ribbon. I'm quite the proud husband of Mrs. Lemmy..... :cheer:

    Pickles/Cucumbers......
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    Chocolate Bundt Cake....
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    Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookie....
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    Banana Nut Cake....
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  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    yer fat arent you?
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Yes, I weigh 1327 pounds.
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    With a wife that cooks like that, I can't say I blame you!!!!
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Nice edit.






    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I figured I'd go for a stupid answer instead.
     
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    Sooo... where are the shenanigans? :nocheer:


    OMG did you piss in the pickle brine??! :c
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The 2nd place was obviously the result of shenanigans.....that banana nut cake is delicious!
     
  9. deverrant

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    Oh. I thought there would be actual shenanigans.

    But congrats to wifey.
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Nope.....just a poor thread title.
     
  11. Eric Cartman

    Eric Cartman New Member Banned User

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    are those pickled cucumbers spicy Lem?
     
  12. Lemmy

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    Nope. Pretty standard. I think they judged those based on appearance actually. Our cucumber crop has been ridiculous so we have so many pickle/relish variations around here now it's crazy. She has made some spicy ones that are awesome and some "hot" ones that she enjoys but those aren't my thing.
     
  13. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookie sounds awesome. What's the best thing she makes?
     
  14. deverrant

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    I milked a cow once.
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Bakery wise? She makes a killer carrot cake which is my favorite.

    She's a fantastic all around cook as well so her chicken enchiladas are the shizzy.
     
  16. Lemmy

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    I'll volunteer to be your second.
     
  17. HaroldJackson

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    Roy Munson King Pin gif
     
  18. JJR

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    FUCK. YES! Your wife seems awesome, bro! Congrats on the eats! Does she clean, keep quiet and fuck like a whore, too? You might be my hero, Lemmy.