Entertainment BMS: What's your LEAST FAVORITE sexual position?

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  1. Snort

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    Benny Muso Series in effect...despite the fact that the great @bennymuso himself is here again, I will keep up the series.

    I'm personally not a fan of the chick on top.... it sometimes hurts and feels like my cock is going to break. And if it slips out while she's going off.... ouch.

    Any you don't like? Or are they all great?
     
  2. PSU Shower Room

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    Reverse Cowgirl. My dick won't bend like that.

    The few times I've attempted it were frightening.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Girl on top is great for the visuals, but sometimes when they grind rather than bop up and down it's uncomfortable.
     
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    Umm none........
     
  5. Snort

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    Even when they go up and down it still sometimes hurts. Like it bends my cock in an uncomfortable way. The visual is great....but not worth it.
     
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    Never even attempted that. Some moves are best left to the pros.
     
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    holding my partner in place by putting my foot on her head while pounding her anal chute - burns my hamstring
     
  8. wife is a whore

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    Try putting your foot near her mouth, so she can suck on yer big toe.
     
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    I hate having my feet tickled.
     
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    I'll say sitting on a chair, broad standing w/ her knees together, facing away from me and just sitting back on my dick. I think it might make the puss to tight, cause I remember it feeling like the skin on my dick was getting pulled down, instead of it feeling like my dick in was soft, wet box.
     
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    You're doing something wrong if reverse cowgirl is bending your dick in a scary way.
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    Standing up, face-to-face. It doesn't work unless you have an arm for a dick.
     
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    I love all the positions but, in a threesome situation, my least favorite position is 'left out'.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    The height difference has to be perfect.
     
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    not a fan of chick on top. i kinda feel like a bitch.
     
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    this. i always see movies where they fuck in the shower like that. im dont see how thats possible
     
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    :console:
     
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    Does he LOOK like a bitch? .... then why'd you try to fuck him like bitch? .... Yes you did! Yes. You. Did.
     
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    This one looks like it could be the worst

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