Bob Levy is going to take out ISIS

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  1. Junior

    Junior Active Member

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    Bob Levy is a true American hero. Not only is he donating the meager proceeds from his son's terrible song to veterans, he is now going to personally take on ISIS.

    [​IMG]Reverend Bob Levy ‏@TheRevBobLevy 6h6 hours ago
    I ASKED ALL #MILITARY FORCES TO CHANGE THE AGE FOR JOINING TO IF YOU CAN PASS THE PHYSICAL TO LET ANY AGE JOIN .ITS NOT ABOUT AGE
    Reverend Bob Levy Retweeted
    [​IMG]Reverend Bob Levy ‏@TheRevBobLevy
    14h14 hours ago
    I NEED 500 TO A 1000 PEOPLE THAT WANT TO GO FACE TO FACE WITH THE DEVIL ..THEY ARE PUSSIES ..THEY FEED ON THE WEAK.THEY ATTACK LIKE RATS
    n reply to Reverend Bob Levy
    [​IMG]Reverend Bob Levy ‏@TheRevBobLevy
    14h14 hours ago
    @TheRevBobLevy YOU GIVE ME THE NUMBERS I WILL GIVE YOU THE PLAN..THATS ALL

    Rest easy America. A 55 yr old, barely literate, coke addict with a 2 pack a day Marlboro Light habit is going to save us from ISIS.
     
  2. crazypreacher

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    Well he knows bombing
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    How? Is he going to marry them?
     
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  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Who care?

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    Play 20 minutes of his stand up and they will blow their brains out.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Strimps
     
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    Sharrack1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just play that shitty podcast over a loudspeaker. That should do it.
     
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    Throw blue cheese at them ...
    :artiejj:
     
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    with bacon bits.
     
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    Wasn't it Nathan Hale who famously said, "I only regret that I have but one cup of blue cheese dressing to eat out of the ass for my country" ? :flag:
     
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    It was Nathan Lane...
    :giggle:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Affix every old person to a Lark/Rascal with forty pounds of plastic explosive, point them towards Syria, and set the speed dial on high.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I miss Miserable Men. :bigcry:
     
  16. HaroldJackson

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    Just push Shuli out of a plane.
     
  17. HaroldJackson

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    Then go over to the Middle East and fight Isis.