Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, Aug 21, 2012.
WTF is this? on the show tomorrow?
What. Stop it. What are they doing? A swap-n-shop on the air? Hosted by Bobo? WHAT!?
Listen, you try to get people to work for free and see what you can come up with.
I'd guess the bit is to see what Bobo will trade his Howard memorabilia for.
thx for the update bitch.
howard stern and bobo...tomorrow will be a day that will live in infamy. i won't listen to this. i have too much respect for myself.
i guess this is the way howard rewards years of ass-kissing by bobo.
This is gonna be so bad,like a car crash. You have to take a look before drive past.
It is bad enough when this guy in on the phone let alone a whole segment. I will never forget when Howard admitted on the air one time that he picks up Bobo's phone calls because he always has something nice to say about him and Beth. There was a period where every call from Bobo was how great the beautiful Beth O looked in some magazine or TV spot.
This is a perfect example of Howard's failure in recent years. I would bet anything that Fred has never received an e-mail from a fan saying, "more Bobo," or "great call from Bobo this morning." Yet, Howard tortures his audience because of his fucked up psychosis that needs some kiss ass to pump up his ego every morning.
Twas a lame bit, lazy idea
For those of you that don't listen anymore here's Mark Mercer's breakdown:
Bobo's Treasure Trade. 08/22/12. 7:20am
Howard said that everyone is excited about this Bobo's Treasure Trade thing. Howard said this is happening right now. Howard had Bobo in the studio and he's very nervous about this. He said he was up there for two days practicing. Howard said he has this basement shrine to the Howard Stern Show. Howard said it's packed with everything from their history. He said it's a lot of shitty stuff. He has posters and everything he can get related to the show. Howard said it's really weird. Bobo said it's a change up from the docks.
Howard asked Bobo what the show means to him. Bobo said it means everything. He said it brings him so much joy in his life. He said he has had a divorce and it's been tough through the years and the show helps. He said the show means everything to him. He said it's like an extended family. Howard said it's almost like a motorcycle gang. Bobo said that's exactly what it is.
Howard asked Bobo if there's anything about the show he doesn't understand since he has such a low IQ. Bobo said he understands it just fine. Howard said he has an 86 IQ. Howard said he emailed Richie Wilson the other day asking him for his email address. Howard asked how that happens. Bobo said he called him and asked him. Richie came in and said he forwarded his email to Will and he saw it. He did email him asking him for his email address.
Bobo said he's mentally exhausted from this thing. Howard asked how he does that. Bobo said he doesn't remember doing that. He remembers calling and asking for it.
Howard said Bobo has a bunch of his treasured items from his shrine. Bobo said he has the Private Parts book and that's the most valuable to him. He said he has Howard's signature and his parents and Gary's mom's too. He said he has Butt Bongo Fiesta there and he has the channel 9 shows on tape. He taped them himself. Howard asked if he ever puts them in and watches them. Bobo said he does. Howard said he tries to avoid those shows.
Bobo said he has a lot of tapes of his phone calls from the past years. Bobo said he has the Miss America Book that was signed too. Howard said he has everything wrapped in plastic. Bobo said he has a cigarette lighter from when Howard ran for governor. He said he has this thing from the last day at K-Rock. He had the ID tags from when he got upstairs for that day.
Howard said Bobo has shown them some of this stuff and asked him what would be the hardest to part with. Bobo said that the Leroy Neiman poster might be the hardest. He said that Howard signed it for him.
Howard said he's going to direct Bobo's attention to the table in the studio. They have numbers on the items there and they are all in black. Howard said that they have 34 items there. Howard said that they feel that all of the items are valuable. He said that they're all Howard Stern Show items. Howard said they are very valuable and he could potentially win them. Howard had the guys reveal what was behind number 12. The item was Robin's bra. The one she wore and showed on the old E! show. Howard asked Bobo if he could imagine that hanging in his shrine. Howard asked if that's more valuable than his Leroy Neiman poster. Bobo said no. He said he would love to have it but he's not sure what he would trade off for it.
Howard said he will give Bobo the bra if he does the following. Howard said he can pass on this but he could get this item. He said he will have to have Sal come in there and do clown paint on his face with his penis. Howard said he could have Robin's bra if he lets Sal paint his face with his penis. Bobo said he thinks he's going to move on. Howard said he may not have a lot of options here. He said he has to work for this stuff. Bobo asked if he could go for more stuff if he does that one thing. Howard said of course he can. Bobo agreed to let Sal paint his face then.
Howard had Sal come in to paint Bobo's face. Sal had paint and put it on his penis to paint Bobo's face. Bobo was freaking out while Sal did the painting. Sal said he looks like Rudolph. He got some of the paint on his lips. Howard told Sal to get away from him. Bobo said he doesn't know if that was worth it. Richie told him it's not really Robin's bra but Howard assured him it was.
Howard said that was a lot to go through. He moved on to the next item which was number 13. Howard said he can't believe they're offering it to him. It was the OJ mask. Howard said Neil Drake used to wear that on the show all the time. Howard said no one has the OJ Mask other than them. He said they have two and one of them can be Bobo's. Bobo said that would enhance his shrine big time. Howard said he'll ask Bobo one trivia question and if he gets it right he'll give him the mask. If he gets it wrong he loses his Leroy Neiman poster. Bobo said he can't do that. Howard said the OJ mask is a one of a kind thing. Howard said a lot of people have that poster. Bobo said that not everyone has the poster framed and signed. Howard said he'll trade him the OJ Mask for his toupee. Bobo said no to that too. Howard told them to put away the mask. He won't give that to Bobo. Howard said the question he was going to ask was ''Spell hare (as in a rabbit).'' Bobo didn't know that rabbits were called hare. Bobo said that he'd spell it HARE. Howard said he would have had the mask. Bobo said that was a risky one. Howard said that's the game. He has to risk some stuff.
Howard said he has a really good one next. Howard had them show what was behind number 32. They pulled out the tickle chair. Howard said he could put this in his shrine and make his calls from the chair. Howard said Mariann Menounos and Jenny McCarthy have both been in that chair. Gary said Nikki Ziering was in the chair too. He said Carmen Electra may have been in it too. Howard asked if he would trade him his poster for that. Bobo said that's a tough one. Howard asked if he'd do a stunt for the chair. Bobo said he'd rather do that. Howard went to his list of stunts. Bobo wasn't sure how he was going to get it home. Howard said he's sure Tim Sabean could figure it out. He said Tim figured out how to shit all over the walls so he could figure out how to get that to Bobo's house.
Howard said that Bobo can get a chocolate bandit mask or Sal shaves his pubes and makes him a pubic hair moustache. Howard said he could also have Bobo shave his eyebrows. Howard said he has to wear the moustache until he leaves the studio. Then he said he has to wear it for a year. Howard said he has to wear it until he gets home. Howard said he's going to go with the moustache thing. Robin suggested that they do that one first. Howard asked Bobo if he was willing to do that. Bobo didn't sound like he was into it. Bobo said he has to do this for the show. Howard said he has to do it for himself. He will own Sal's pubes as a bonus.
Howard had Richard and Sal come in. Richard was going to shave Sal with an electric shaver. Howard said Sal's pubes are very short. Richard said he can wear his too. Howard said neither one has pubes. Howard told them to give him a nice, solid moustache. Richard shaved Sal first. The shaver was pretty loud and they were shaving off quite a bit of hair for the moustache. Sal got some ass hair in there too. Bobo said no ass hair. Howard said Bobo has limits all of a sudden. They put the glue on Bobo's face and then gave him the moustache. Sal said they were going to give him a Hitler moustache. They got some on his lip. Bobo said they got it in his mouth. Howard took a look and it didn't look so bad to him. He had them get some more hair. Howard said a crab just crawled up his nose. Fred was playing ''Flight of the Bumble Bee'' while this was going on.
Sal and Richard put more hair on Bobo and he started freaking out spitting out the hair they got in his mouth. Everyone was cracking up. Robin said it looks like Gary's moustache. Howard said Sal was getting more pubes. Howard said that was enough. Sal said he just wanted a little more on the end. Howard said they gave him a full moustache. They got hair all over the microphone. Howard was cracking up while Bobo was spitting. Richard said the moustache looks better than the toupee. Robin said it looks like Gary's and it doesn't look bad.
Howard said he has a lot of other items and stunts to do. Howard said he has won the tickle chair. Bobo asked if he has any cash. Howard said he doesn't. He said this is for Howard Stern stuff. Howard said they have the tombstone that freaked him out. He said it's a one of a kind thing. Howard asked Bobo if he wants that. Bobo said it's too creepy for him. He said he can't imagine Howard like that.
Howard had the guys show Bobo Gary's Beekeeper mask. Bobo sounded excited about that. Howard asked if he wanted to play for that. Bobo said he'd play for that. He said they also have four original carts from K-Rock. Howard said he'll throw them in with the mask. Bobo said sure to that too. Howard said he has to eat his own foot for that. Bobo laughed. Howard said he has to give him his toupee. Bobo said he can't do that. Howard said he'll give him one other thing. Sal takes his balls and dips them in chocolate and gives him a chocolate bandit mask. Either that or he shaves off his eyebrows completely. Bobo said he would do the eyebrows. Then he had a second thought and said he has to teach a class so he can't do that. Howard said Bobo is going to shave off his eyebrows now. Bobo just said ''Oh god...'' Richie went in with the shaver and cut off the eyebrows. Howard said he won that prize too. Howard said he has done very well today. Howard said he has a shrine that everyone will envy now.
Howard took a call from a guy who congratulated him on the win. He asked if they could post some pictures on Twitter of Bobo's face. Howard asked if they're going to put them up on HowardStern.com. Jason said he'd have them up soon.
Howard took another call from a guy who asked how he can designate a whole segment to this guy. The caller said he's a stupid mother fucker. Bobo said that he should respect him. Richie said he wants them to respect him and look at him. Bobo said he's a Superfan and he should respect him. The caller said he's just a dumb ass. Bobo told him to go back to his job. Bobo said he got this fabulous prizes.
Wheels called in and said that Bobo is the biggest ass kissing caller. He said he has an IQ of 86 and he's a loser. Howard said he can call him all the names he wants but Bobo has Sal's pubes under his nose right now. Howard said Bobo won the bra, the beekeeper mask and the tickle chair. Howard said they were going to throw this stuff out but they found a place for them in Bobo's basement. Howard asked Bobo if he wants to plug anything. Bobo said he's trying to get rear seat belt laws passed in the state. The guys were talking about that when Howard TV replayed some of the footage of Bobo getting his moustache. Howard said that the governor should pay attention to the guy who is trying to get the seat belt laws passed. They went to break a short time later.
I hope his eyebrows don't ever grow back. What an incredible moron.
I think they were just clearing out junk before the show ends. I don't know why they had 30+ items and only time to give away 3-4. I wouldn't be surprised it they gave it all to Bobo before he left.
I guess this means no Howard Stern Museum... all that time storing and indexing stuff for nothing.
I think the AGT ratings have opened Howards eyes to the fact that he is not as popular as he thought. No need to open a museum that nobody will go to.
I agree because Tuesday he went on and on about his depression despite coming back from a long vacation.
They could've gave the fans a fckn chance to win some of that junk, but no they give it to a kiss ass fckn loser.
I'm suprised they didn't auction the stuff with the proceeds going to NSAL. That way 112 productions could have had a tax write-off.
Don't be so hasty... I'm sure he will still have it, and will promote it by taking a cross-country tour in a bus.
segment. A Huuuugeeee waste of time. Not fun or funny. Only hope Bobo straps himself in the tickle chair and starves to death because he can't get out.
I think this says everything about the "new" Howard trying to forget about everything he was and what made him popular. This is in regards to Bobo watching the old channel 9 shows:
Howard said he tries to avoid those shows.