Bocchetti: Artie's "Super Sick With The Flu"

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Peau de Soie, May 24, 2013.

  1. Peau de Soie

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    Well, I did it, stooped as low as checking Bocchetti's twat page. If you took "super" and "awesome" from his vocabulary the guy couldn't talk. Newest posts on top:


    [​IMG] MIKE BOCCHETTI ‏@MIKEBOCCHETTI 7h






    MIKE BOCCHETTI
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    23 May @jmagrane10 Hi Jason artie is super sick with the flu me and everyone at the show got his back to keep him well




    Crock of shit; at this point it's pissing on the fans territory. Just say "can't talk about", don't freaking LIE to our faces.

    As someone else pointed out, this would be the third or 4th time Artie's had the "flu" in the last 6 months.
     
  2. Nick Mondo

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    If you listen to the last 20 minutes of Mondays show, it's obvious that Artie has the same flu as Riley.
     
  3. Undercarriage

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    Someone with a twitter account ask him about Monday. He may let some info slip that others wouldn't.
     
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    No, he'd still have "becusss" and "I love it". Oh and "nice". In Mike's world there are only two kinds of people--looseroni's, and supernice people.
     
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    Aww jeez not the old "Flu" bit again?
     
  6. thegame310

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    I DM'ed Mike Tuesday, he responded with.

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  7. Peau de Soie

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    You forgot "oh yeah baby" which is usually accompanied by slurpier-than-usual mouth mayo sounds as he fantasizes about something grotesquely sexual.

    Undercarriage, it's a pity that hard core twatterers like Puppet and NotMyBro waste their time on that humorless twit Howard.

    Hey, wait, ARM, don't you trip the light twatastic? Maybe Mr. ARM can do the honors.

    Edit: Spoke too soon -- thanks thegame!
     
  8. thegame310

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    Not entirely sure why those are showing with 22 Sep...
     
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    I love how he'll call the person by name like three times in one sentence and then end his tweet with "mike."

    Jerry thanks jerry ive been super busy jerry i love you artie is great jerry mike
     
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    Summer flu? Please. :facepalm:
     
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    somebody tell me what i'm gonna do cause there ain't no cure for the summertime flu
     
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    How many stupid voice mails do you think this idiot has left Artie?
     
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    mattzane! UR BACK! Arm keeps calling you out/thanking you in bold in the HSS forum!

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    I started following Mikes twitter feed just now... read through today and yesterday, unfollowed. way too many retweets and replies

    I also had to unfollow Colin a few months back, way too many retweets of people insulting him. Has he gone back to funny on that yet? too lazy to check.
     
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    I'm stating the obvious, but Mike is a moron if he really thinks Artie has the flu. He should just keep his mouth shut. I hope when the two of them are living together Mike has fun dealing with Artie's bullshit drug crap.
     
  17. Gogol Boobdello

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    he's BACK...........Artie :"healthier than ever"...........Mike"great to have our leader back"
     
  18. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    "Commander in Chief" is actually what Bocchetti called him, lol..
     
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    yeah i was going to rewind it to get it right.........lol..........i started the show a few minutes late. i didn't see the other thread when i came in here
     
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    How many days has he missed since last year this time? He misses a lot of work.