Bocchetti looking for an agent

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  1. hillbilly

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    MIKE BOCCHETTI@MIKEBOCCHETTI 4m
    Looking for a great agent to get me to tour nationally and get me great legit tv and film work must have guts bAlls and be a big risk taker





    If I understand a post he did early this morning correctly, they will be on vacation this week and return Monday. Anyone know for sure?
     
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    What does the agent get out of his wasted efforts? This guy can't draw a bachelor party.

    This is exactly as effective as his "take a roll of the dice" posts looking for hottie love.

    Hey you think this means they finally canned him and/or the show?
     
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    This guy's life is one big delusion.
     
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    Maybe gather a group of fat Staten Island comics that live in their mom's attic and go on tour?
     
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    Without Artie there to make fun of him he has no act or for that matter any redeeming qualities
     
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    Any agent with self respect, pride and professionalism will avoid Bocchetti like the plague
     
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    I thought he went crawling back to Joel since he realized how hard he was actually working for him and only with 10% of Bocchetti's maximum earning potential of 10k a year.

    Anyone who takes on that tub of retard would definitely be a risk-taker, though. Risk of bankruptcy, risk of Bocchetti permanently stinking up his car because he needs to be driven everywhere, risk of getting the gout and rosacea and other outdated diseases like the flux, the grippe and consumption.
     
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    Don't forget scurvy and rickets I can definitely see Mike with scurvy and rickets
     
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    And the ague. Don't forget the ague.

    I never heard of the flux... ewww. "An excessive flow or discharge of fluid like hemorrhage or diarrhea"

    Check out the rest of the list at http://www.comportone.com/cpo/genealogy/articles/names_illinesses.htm

    A lot of good names there.
     
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    Where are they going to find a celeb?
     
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    Rofl, forgot about scurvy and rickets. I remembered "the grippe" from Catcher in the Rye and heard about the flux and consumption from tv/movies.
    That's an interesting list. "Podagra" is the ye-old-time word for gout. King's evil and Viper's dance are great names for diseases.
     
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    I never heard of this girl until I Googled her, I still don't know who she is but she is hot. I see this girl panicking to go on a date with Mike and be discovered by the "Hollywood Machine"
    If TMZ came upon Mike and this girl standing close to each other even the gay paparazzi would start blowing their rape whistles
     
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    She cohosted a show with DiPaolo when artie was out "sick" onceBocchetti could maybe get a woman ten yeara older than him whos pushing around three bills
     
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    I would never wish the part in red on anyone, well politicians but that is it
     
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    Now he's on twitta looking for sympathy for his dying dad. The same guy who abandoned him and is a "jerkoff".
     
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    Didn't he go through that 6 months ago and then decide to keep the matter private like a decent compassionate human being?

    And why are we reduced to talking about a half-wit blob's twat feed?
     
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    I like to point out what an moron he is. Makes me not feel bad for catfishing him.
     
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    Cool, I didn't know we had one of his fatfishers here. Did yours make the air?
     
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    What the hell else do we have to talk about while the show is on vacation?