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Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by SneakAtoke, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    "At leasts i have a face"...And here's my favorite from last nights show..."I work wit what i have wit Ahht"
     
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    Once he says "I'm a quitting show business Ahht...deres too many jerk offs"

    I'll have a favorite.
     
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    release New Member

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    "I think I'm a ten."
     
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    release New Member

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    "In Clemmons Wedda"
     
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    Death Smack Active Member

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    No quote but the snot running down his face was 100% Mike B, I am surprised his mom didn't come running out and wipe Mike's nose for him
     
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    Take ricolas
     
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    Bocchetti welcome to the forum buddy
     
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    "The body's very forgiving."
     
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    Some failed whore comic came after me on twitter today because I said he sucks. I asked her why she doesn't bang him if he's so funny.
     
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    Does she have a name and did she answer you on banging Boshitti?
     
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    Jen Remauro and she didn't answer that one. Just the standard hack comebacks like, "you're jealous", "you work at Walmart", "you spend all your time jerking off", "get a life"...blah blah blah.
     
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    Death Smack Active Member

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    Ahhhh so she must be feeding Mike B his witty 5th grade comebacks huh? Is she a so called "Gihl" from Staten Island that grew up with Mike n da nahbahoot
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    I don't understand why people with his accent for words that end with "er" become "a", like "brother" becoming "brudda" & "number" becoming "numba"; but when he says words like "soda" or "drama", he over-pronounces it "soder" and "dramer".
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    hahaha perfect
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    I don't get why its cool in society to sound unintelligent. I have a slight southern accent that I desperately try to cover up.
     
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    I don't know if it's cool but it's popular with people because it makes them feel better, like 'I may be a fuckin' idiot but at least I'm not THAT guy'
     
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    Yayyyyy i just started to watch Thursday night's show and Retard Mike is now doing traffic with a beet red nose