Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by octex, Jan 16, 2014.
What are the odds he isn't getting catfished? I'll say 0.0.
I honestly hope it's a stupid bit for the show.
This pathetic fat fuck is back to saying hes in love with someone hes never met and has only had contact with on the internet??
It's definitely either catfishing or some loser trashy old bimbo trying to get a thirty second plug for an open mic shes doing read on the show
They should set up a dating game bit for Bocchetti. I'd love to see what kind of desperate, internet fame hungry "last chance at love" type of women that fat turd would reel in.
I suggested that a while back. There's no way he would go for the caliber of broad he could actually get. That delusional fuck thinks he should get 25 year olds.
I think the "Girl" is a figment of Mike's imagination or he cuts a girl's face out of a magazine and tapes it to his hand when he jerks off?
I tried a cheap way to crowbar my way on the show on Twatter and Octex called me out lol
Thus far we know Mike's ambiguous broad is supah young and likes him for him, and well..they have yet to meet but Mike has an instinct for these things (how can you not enjoy him)
Edit: sounds like a few of my relationships so I can't say shit
It took about two seconds to find her on his Facebook page (there's only one "Toni" and they became friends on Dec. 27):
Just recently graduated highschool. Looks like total catfish material.
I don't know how you figured that out, considering Mike just adds literally everyone he can. Where did you get "Toni" from? Tonight's show?
But I wouldn't put it past Mike, since he sincerely thinks he is attractive and can get any girl he wants. I wonder if he thinks he can get a girl like Adrienne without the career Art has had.
I seen Dover High school on her page and about shit until I noticed the Wingdale NY, there is a Dover high school within 20 miles of me
Surely that can't be the girl that Bocchetti is babbling about can it? if this is the girl Bocchetti has lost his fucking mind
Levy said on Twitter today hes on the show tonight, I told him to tell Mike I'm coming for his job. I hope I get called A jerk off.
Yeah, he said that's her name tonight and that she's around 19. I just looked at his friend list for the name (it seems they may have already found it on the show, too).
wow what a delusional creep.
id comment on the age difference and everything but that would be putting too much validity to something absolutely ridiculous
Hey guys just throwing this out there i think mike suffers from mental retardation.
Suffers? He seems to revel in it.
He's too arrogant to be really retarded.
It seems like his brain stutters when he's slightly frustrated. If he ever got heckled on stage he'd resort to violence because he can't form a thought in the moment for shit.
is there anyone here who does not want to see that 17 year old junkie kid steve beat the shit out of mike?
He already verbally whips the shit out of him
everytime he calls in.
" I'll burn your fucking house down"
I still think there's about a 60% chance that Steve from NY is really OCTex
Wow mike bochetti is great at rolling with the punches.
There's no way that's not a fake profile. The fact that this fictional broad he's talking to is also 19 is beyond creepy. I really didn't think Bocchetti could sink lower but I was wrong.