Bocchetti's Mom!

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    Okay, which of you little geniuses did this? This is almost enough to make me want to join the twatterwurst.

    Needless to say, Bocchetti's Mom has got it goin' on.


    [​IMG] [h=1]Bocchetti's Mom[/h] [h=2] @BocchettisMom [/h] Pushing 80 with health problems and currently cleaning and cooking for my 53 year old son.

    Staten Island


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  2. Gogol Boobdello

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    lol........genius




    @MIKEBOCCHETTI You follow 9000 guys who pity you and girls who would never sleep with you but you won't follow your own muddah #disgrazia
     
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    Bocchetti's goiter also has an account.
     
  4. Peau de Soie

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    Who knows the useless turd better, his goiter or his deathly ill mama? But there's bias -- at least he feeds and takes care of his goiter.

    The worthless scumbag.
     
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    guarantee this is 10x better than the show tonight!
     
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    Shit piles....

    I think everyone knows I'm not a mult and I now officially have more positives than negatives.. How (doo) do I get out from under the piles???
     
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    Dammit wrong place...
     
  8. octex

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    I bet that fat fuck lost his mind when he saw his moms twitter account on twitter.
     
  9. release

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    So will he bring it up on tonight's show or tomorrow?

    If that account belongs to any people on Dawgs, please send a series of messages to Mike saying how bad of a son he is, how gross his laundry is and how much money she spends from her fixed income toward Mike's food budget.
     
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    hes gonna go nuts
     
  11. Peau de Soie

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    Oh no, the things she could get herself into if he were stupid enough to bitch. I think she's playing just the right tone so far. Mrs. B's not head of household for nuttin'.
     
  12. Peau de Soie

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    Huh, now she's baring her matronly fangs. Or maybe breaking character.

    The only "machine" @MIKEBOCCHETTI will ever be associated with is his sleep apnea machine. #keepdreamingfatass
    10:08pm - 7 Apr 14


    Now now Mrs. B. That fatass is still your burden 24/7 for the foreseeable future.
     
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    Hah, that's a decent burn. 2 ALS references in one joke.
     
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    Except she misspelled sleep apena. :)
     
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    That's one too many references in one joke. This isn't Arrested Development.
     
  16. Peau de Soie

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    Oh this is good, one of Blob's big fans just made momma happy. At least his idiot fans really do have good hearts, unlike the scumbag himself. He also cannot spell "Italian".



    Ed Migliaccio ‏@edmiglia 1h
    @MIKEBOCCHETTI Hey Mike. Great show last night. This hang w/ works pretty good. I've been to Rome a couple of times. Great archtiecture

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    MIKE BOCCHETTI ‏@MIKEBOCCHETTI 49m
    @edmiglia hi ed how are you love hang with thanks for the heads up about Rome your the best

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    Ed Migliaccio ‏@edmiglia 41m
    @MIKEBOCCHETTI If you visit Italy, you might not come back! I went to art school. My thesis was based on the trip https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/...5607095827549967698&oid=100803339922841875139

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    MIKE BOCCHETTI ‏@MIKEBOCCHETTI 31m
    @edmiglia hi rd that is Awsome your a brilliant artist I live the itilians from Italy like my grandfathers family really nice good people

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    Ed Migliaccio ‏@edmiglia 27m
    @MIKEBOCCHETTI Thanks, Mike. Here's more if you're interested. https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/...s/5607093383639858625?authkey=CKD406yi2vXBzAE

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    Ed Migliaccio ‏@edmiglia 25m
    @MIKEBOCCHETTI If you look up relatives there, They'll be thrilled to see you. Take your mom there, you would have a great time.

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    Bocchetti's Mom ‏@BocchettisMom 14m
    @edmiglia @MIKEBOCCHETTI Yes Michael make it happen, I'd love to go to Italy.

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    Ed Migliaccio ‏@edmiglia 5m
    @BocchettisMom @MIKEBOCCHETTI Make sure to get there, you'll love it. It's hard to have a bad meal.

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    Ed Migliaccio ‏@edmiglia 41m
    @MIKEBOCCHETTI If you visit Italy, you might not come back! I went to art school. My thesis was based on the trip https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/...5607095827549967698&oid=100803339922841875139

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    MIKE BOCCHETTI ‏@MIKEBOCCHETTI 33m
     
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    Are these people that desperate for friends that they wanna talk to that goddamn loser?
     
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    So there's now Bocchetti's Goiter, Bocchetti's Mom, Bocchetti's Thoughts, Mike's Helper Baboon, Bocchetti's Teeth, I feel like there's a Bocchetti's Chin one too
     
  19. Peau de Soie

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    No Toe Gout? Slackers.

    I imagine the Bocchetti's Thoughts feed is empty.
     
  20. Artiessobriety

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    A " Bocchetti's heart attack" account is probably coming soon as well