News Body Found at Apple HQ!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

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    A body was found this morning on the campus of Apple's headquarters.

    Santa Clara County Sheriff's deputies are on the campus in Cupertino, CA. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the call came in to dispatch at 8:38 AM as a "possible suicide."

    According to the sheriff's dispatch call there was a female employee involved in an argument on the campus, and had sustained a head wound -- possibly from a gun -- before Apple security escorted her out of the building.

    As deputies were responding, they were unclear if there were multiple people involved. At one point cops describe a body being found in a conference room, and say that person had a gun.

    It's increasingly looking like there were 2 people involved since the fatality was reportedly an Hispanic male ... and we know the person with the head wound was a woman.

    Apple's stock plummeted overnight, more than 7% -- crushing the company's value by more than $40 billion.

    Story developing ...

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    It really is a jungle out there!!!

    Shit just got real at Apple.
     
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    It wasn't a Steve Jobs clone they found?
     
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    Are they sure he is dead? Maybe hit those two buttons at the same time until the apple logo pops up and see what happens?
     
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    for those poor paramedics :lo5:
     
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    Well, it's a good thing Apple has that new, gigantic $5 billion headquarters to fall back on.
     
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    I felt the same way after their earnings.
     
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    Maybe it was Siri
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    That's some hard ass security. Suffer a head wound and they escort you out of the building!

    The stock drop was on an after-hours announcement that sales had fallen 13% (or something).
     
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    Hey, I'm right by there right now. If someone gives Garypage2 Gold and funds his eternal schooling, I'll stop by on behalf of the Shed and leave one of these:

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    Has Hooli stock gone up due to this?
     
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    Were they the leads of the latest shitty IOs updates? Maybe future updates will work better now.
     
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    I was totally "WTF?!!!" about that too, had to re-read it a couple times cuz I didn't believe it.

    (I do acting jobs for tech companies sometimes, and they do have a lot of security, which is understandable.)
     
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    Apple is in the crapper and is being far surpassed by Samsung. We'll probably start seeing mass suicides :cheer: @walterHwhite
     
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    Earning $50 billion in revenue in a quarter is in the crapper? Wish I had those issues :dancin:
     
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    They just lost about $50 Billion in market cap in one day :lol:
     
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    I admit it, I loled.
     
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    But is spending $150 Billion to buy back its outstanding stock, now at bargin prices.

    I'm not selling my shares.
     
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    Even half of those issues.
     
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    Its those damn night time security robots.
    No mercy...

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