News Body of teen missing for 7 years found in chimney

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 1, 2015.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    WWSCD? :dontknow:
    What Would Santa Claus Do?
     
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    "She described Joshua as highly intelligent" o_O
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    what an idiot
     
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    teenage boys
    they do stupid shit
    fucking morons
    the whole fucking lot of em
     
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    If he was stuck for a long time, I bet he peed and pooped on himself. So he died smelling of piss and shit.
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Stern could tell that stupid kid a thing or two about Chimneys. You own 'em, you don't go down 'em, you dumb fuck.
     
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    Probably screamed for the first few days and died 2 weeks later...poor fuck
     
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    Darwanism.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    what a terrible way to die, just sitting in that damn chimney wasting away for days.
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Not to smart of that kid. Must of been miserable in there before he died
     
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    One chimney in the middle of nowhere

    Beef has 47 of them and we cant get this lucky.
     
  15. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Howard's place has the potential to smell just awful.













    Wait, what am I saying?

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  16. Fornicator

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    From the first post, I thought this was a skylarbie thread.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Someone needs to tell here there are kitties in the chimneys and she has to save them.
     
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    "it's unclear just how long his remains were in the chimney"

    Ummm, I'll guess since that day when he "never came home" unless he was vacationing in Cancun for a couple weeks before he decided to climb down the chimney of an old abandoned cabin.

    :grad: Anyway, the correct answer is "until his flesh and connective tissue decayed enough for his bones to slide down into the fireplace".
     
  19. Father O'Blivion

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    I bet he was tripping. I did some pretty stupid things when I was tripping.
     
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    THINK. Just fucking THINK. How big do you think a fireplace chimney needs to be? FREE CLUE: NOT VERY FUCKING LARGE!!!

    There was a story about some idiot in NYC who'd tried to stuff himself in the back of a false wall at a nightclub, got himself trapped there until the real estate was being remodeled and they took the false wall down... oops. MEGA stupid.