Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 1, 2015.
What Would Santa Claus Do?
"She described Joshua as highly intelligent"
what an idiot
they do stupid shit
the whole fucking lot of em
Is she going to be okay
If he was stuck for a long time, I bet he peed and pooped on himself. So he died smelling of piss and shit.
Stern could tell that stupid kid a thing or two about Chimneys. You own 'em, you don't go down 'em, you dumb fuck.
Probably screamed for the first few days and died 2 weeks later...poor fuck
what a terrible way to die, just sitting in that damn chimney wasting away for days.
Not to smart of that kid. Must of been miserable in there before he died
One chimney in the middle of nowhere
Beef has 47 of them and we cant get this lucky.
Howard's place has the potential to smell just awful.
Wait, what am I saying?
From the first post, I thought this was a skylarbie thread.
Someone needs to tell here there are kitties in the chimneys and she has to save them.
"it's unclear just how long his remains were in the chimney"
Ummm, I'll guess since that day when he "never came home" unless he was vacationing in Cancun for a couple weeks before he decided to climb down the chimney of an old abandoned cabin.
Anyway, the correct answer is "until his flesh and connective tissue decayed enough for his bones to slide down into the fireplace".
I bet he was tripping. I did some pretty stupid things when I was tripping.
THINK. Just fucking THINK. How big do you think a fireplace chimney needs to be? FREE CLUE: NOT VERY FUCKING LARGE!!!
There was a story about some idiot in NYC who'd tried to stuff himself in the back of a false wall at a nightclub, got himself trapped there until the real estate was being remodeled and they took the false wall down... oops. MEGA stupid.