Bold thief snatches wallet behind shopper's back

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    shocker...
     
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    How do you let a black person get that close to you without smelling them and having your situational awareness instincts kick in?
     
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    Add that store to the sketchy app
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I am glad they caught it on video!
     
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    My boy was framed he din do nuffin he's a good boy
     
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    I would like to set a trap and put pictures of watermelons and fried chicken in the wallet.
     
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    Oblivious lady is oblivious. :eek:
     
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    Yep Anthony Cumia has it ALL WRONG.......
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Whenever I see a person in a grocery store without a cart or at least a carry basket, my radar goes up.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    What's with the other stores selling stuff to a black guy in white pants with the name "Mary Johnson" on the credit card?

    Got any ID Mr. Mary Johnson? For fuck's sake.
     
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    I can see if she was in the cold/flu aisle looking for something for a stuffy nose and didn't notice, but damn. This was just outside of Atlanta. How would she know not know to be more careful, unless maybe she recently moved there and just didn't know any better or something.
     
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    I keep one hand clamped on my purse in the grocery cart at all times. Like the way Horsey grips an unlucky cat in a photo op. ;)
     
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    Well, thats just plain cruel!
     
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    Way back when I was still living at home me and my brother put out a wallet on the street where we could see it.
    A black teenage kid spotted the wallet and quickly went through it but the only thing in the wallet was a note saying "FOOL" He cursed and pitched the wallet.
     
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    It would be racist to suspect anyone could steal your wallet.
     
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    This could never happen to Howard. He keeps his man purse close. No one gets his marbles.
     
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    This.
    Also when he goes he has Toni on lookout just to be safe. That guy could have just as easily been a wig yanker.
     
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    reggie