Bomber ran over his brother during apprehension!

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  1. mygoodness

    mygoodness New Member

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    Holy mackerel. This is like a great Die Hard movie.

    (Who should they get to play the brothers when they make a movie out of this? Maybe Sean Penn could be the one that gets run over. That's my hope. And get someone like JD (or a stoned James Franco) to be the dumb brother running over his own brother with an SUV.)

    "Dr. David Schoenfeld said 26-year-old Tamerlan Tsarnaev had so many penetrating wounds when he arrived at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center early Friday that it isn't clear which ones killed him, and a medical examiner will have to determine the cause of death."

    "We're trying to get him handcuffed. There's two or three police officers handcuffing him in the street -- the older brother. At the same time, at the last minute -- they obviously have tunnel vision, it's a very, very stressful situation -- one of them yells out, 'Look out!' and here comes the black SUV, the carjacked car, directly at them. They dive out of the way, and he (the younger brother) drives over his brother and drags him a short distance down the street."

    "Horrific New Info on How Boston Suspect Drove Over Older Brother in Midnight Escape" -
    http://news.yahoo.com/horrific-boston-suspect-drove-over-older-brother-midnight-235428993.html
     
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    Without video, it's a hollow story.
     
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    This is how I imagine a Sal and Richard car chase & shootout would end.
     
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    The hostage negotiator would have to be a planted caller.
     
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    Ooopsie poopsie.....
     
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    "I killed my brother" :nocheer:

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    He should change his name to Tamerlan "Speedbump" Tsarnaev. Oh wait, he's dead, nevermind.
     
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    I always thought a Chechen Speedbump was like a Blumpkin.
     
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    [video=youtube;L5LtMUUAKKc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5LtMUUAKKc[/video]
    Sal would use a Scooter.
     
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    lol
     
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    That Tamerlan dude was a drag.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but he really left his mark.
     
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    my goodness
     
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    Did you know that they invited a third brother to join them in their plot, but he didn't wanna wind up a fifth wheel.
     
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    Remember when Howard was still funny and wanted to use people like him to fill pot holes? Ah, memories.
     
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    Just his luck... 26 years of bad luck and he finally catches a brake...
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Some people accuse him of being a radical, others a fundamentalist... I think he's somewhere in the median.
     
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    What do Tamerlan the Terrorist and a hooker on the set of Fletch have in common?

    They both ate shit under a Chevy.