Stern Show Booey's mother dies - Beef sprains ankle (again?)

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  1. blindbella

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    From today's Newsday.
    Will Wiggy attend? Or has everyone just given up on him ever attending anything.
    Will Beef sprain her ankle again? Or have they just given up that pretense of even caring that Booey lost a parent.
    Whatever.

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  2. flaflaflunky

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    Sad news for Gary...She wasn't speaking to Monsoon about pot brownies when it happened, was she?
     
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    Will Gary spring for a vanity obit in the New York Times?
     
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    Robin will cancel after feeling a tickle in her throat
     
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    ma ma booey
     
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    All thoughts and prayers to the Dell'Abate family [​IMG]
     
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    Too bad there's an important polo match in the Hamptons.....Now Beffy has to take time to find that walking boot and stage the emergency room selfie. Fucking Gary wasting their precious time!!!!
     
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    Gary just needs to rent a red carpet and Beef will be drawn to the funeral like a moth to a flame.
     
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    My heart definitely goes out to Gary and all of her family and friends. All jokes aside, I wish them all the peace as they build the strength to move on.

    As far as Beth, I can't imagine another sprain. My money is on a Kitten (perhaps eye) emergency that happened on the way to the funeral.

    Beth saw a cat on the side of the road from her limo and called one of the security men in another car to pick it up and do the "usual".

    From there, Beth's PR goes in to action as Instagram photos, tweets, facebook postings, and so on..... appear with Beth holding the sick, orphaned cat - which by the way, by the time the photo is taken this cat has been completely sanitized, and scrubbed from head to toe, de-liced, de-flead, de-everything. Toped off with an expensive French Perfume - cats are probably allergic to.

    So that's why Howard won't be going to Gary's Mom's funeral. It's a cat thing.


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    Gary and family don't need those two dipshits there, anyway!!!
     
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    Howard can stop typing that long overdue email to Mrs. Dellabate now.
     
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    Howard 'aint goin' no place.

    Monday's show will go something like this.

    Howard: "So, Gary's mother died on Friday."
    Robin: "Oh,how sad."
    Howard: "Yeah, so the funeral was yesterday."
    Robin: "I didn"t know that!"
    Howard: "I sent you an e-mail but you never read your e-mails anyway."
    Robin: "Stop it!"
    Howard: "Now, first of all, who dies on a Friday? I mean how inconsiderate is that? Ruining everyone's weekend."
    Gary on speaker: "I'm sure she did it just to annoy you."
    Howard: "I know you're kidding but it did ruin my weekend. I'm sorry but it really did."
    Gary: "Sorry Howard."
    Howard: "You should be! Then the funeral is on Saturday. Plus, it's all the way up in Connecticut! Why couldn't you have the funeral in New York like normal people?"
     
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    So, did they even address this on the air? She died like 5 or 6 days ago.

    Weird that people are hearing about it now.
     
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    It's alright, Gary has Sour Shoes :D
     
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    as these old Italian mamas die off we're losing some of the best cooks going

    because most their daughters and granddaughters can't boil water

    I bet she made a great sauce
    rip
     
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    wonder if booey felt bad wiring a book trashing her
     
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    This is so spot on!!!!
     
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    If Beth does go who will watch after the kittens
     
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