boomer1976 callout thread!

Hey, sexy unicorn dude.

I'm dumping you for a sexy mermaid-dude.

[video=youtube;sX3j29JzLSE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX3j29JzLSE[/video]

 

Sympathy post.

 

Hey, it's his callout thread. If he wants it to go to waste, he's sending a message to everyone not to think of him.

 

You rotten bitch! How dare you. I dress up sexy for you, cook meals, wash clothes and this is how I get treated. U my dear are a harlot!

 

[video=youtube_share;B0lpityVOiE]http://youtu.be/B0lpityVOiE[/video]

 

That's ok Fla Fla. I'll just settle for plan B below.

 

I found a great shot of Beth on the beach though

 

Get a room.

 

Hey Fla Fla,

what are our thoughts on men who overpluck their eyebrows?

I personally can't stand it.

 

Too femme, for a straight girl.

 

Wait a minute, is that merman,,,,,,a gay guy...?

 

There is a company in Germany that sells those mermaid/merman costumes. www.magictail.de

 

To raze down a unibrow? Yes.
Guys who wax the outer/under part of their eyebrows?

Uh...no.

There are groomers/trimmers that trim down eyebrow hair and some dudes (my father, included) seriously need it.

My father had an eyebrow hair that was so damned long, his wife took kitchen scissors to them.

 

Hairdressers for the Win.
Comb to Eyebrow and electric shears. Done!

All included in the Price of cut.
(probably helps that She is the Same Hairdresser for 12+ years and we socialize outside the Salon)
And I tip well

 

Yeah, I agree, but that only lasts for like a week or two. By week three, I've gotta mow 'em down again.

 

After a month at sea I look like caterpillars took up residency on top of my eyes. My wife loves to feel the gentle caress of my hairy eyeballs.

 

get a small scissors, brush them straight up and trim along the top. its so easy.

 

Time to 'Hetro-Bomb' this thread........