Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Nov 24, 2015.
How those teeth stand out like a sore thumb.
Gary won the lottery and lucked out getting that job; he'd have been fired at 99.9% of any other jobs he held.
I hate seeing him anywhere outside of work. The fact that he is lapping up this favored nation status, hauling his fat ass up and down the sidelines of a team he doesn't even route for, makes me want to puke.
Fuck off Booey, you piece of shit.
Im pretty sure Gary met Bob Kraft after Artie was nice enough to bring Gary along on a standup gig that Kraft hired him for (his son's birthday or something). I think I remember Artie saying Gary begged to tag a long.
Now Gary won't even take a call from Artie and is hanging out on the Pats sideline with Bob Kraft lol
booey has the costanza Tims on to help his monkey height
The luckiest monkey on the face of the earth. Fell ass backward into a job that only Howard would let him keep.
That's the mantra of the entire Stern Universe, including Ma Ma Monkey..."What have you done for me lately?"
Exactly. Howard only keeps people he can intimidate and who are 2nd tier.
No real writers or real producers. No one from Harvard Lampoon or Yale Drama. Misfits.
Even Marci the "consultant" never worked for any real firm (Deloitte, Accenture, Booz, Bain, McKinsey, etc.)
Yes Artie talked about Gary basically glomming onto the Kraft gig and also Afghanistan gig.
Mr. Jets fan all buddy-buddy with the Krafts.
Poor Artie. Love that he tried to tip the private stewardess - that was a classic story. Total Soprano move. Pure Jersey.
If you put Howard and Gary's hearts together it would be a fraction of Artie's. Artie is a total fuck up, but a good guy.
Doesn't Gary claim to be a Jets fan? Team loyalty takes a back seat when Gary gets a chance to hang on the Pats sideline and maybe meet some other celebs.
This always made me laugh:
When he opens his mouth it's a vile-wretched smell
And his stories are long; you'll be hanging yourself
When he tries to be witty he never succeeds
'Cause he can't get a joke past those monstrous teeth
He gets bored in las vegas (there's nothing to do!)
He should go back to sleep with his cage in the zoo
He got shot in the eye with vagina
I have always thought that same thing, just think for a minute, what is he really famous for? for his fuckups, hell even his nickname Baba Booey is a fuck up, if you look at the old videos on you tube there are a lot of his screw ups to listen to!