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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Vaginer really is amazing....:sex:
    [video=youtube;Y0u0EIRb2wY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0u0EIRb2wY[/video]
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Gosh, that poor kid has to rough his way through high school with a BMW 7 series.

    I had an AMC Pacer.

    "I hope she says "Yes". I don't really know. It's not a guaranteed."
     
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    that kid has balls. usually it takes till college till you develop em.
     
  4. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    http://threevillage.patch.com/artic...tment-respond-to-medical-event-at-high-school

    Suffolk police and the Setauket Fire Department responded to what police described as a "medical event" at Ward Melville High School on Tuesday.

    Setauket Fire Chief Dennis Mirante said five people suffering from tachycardia – an elevated heart rate – were transported to a local hospital shortly after noon on Tuesday.

    "The common factor appeared to be the consumption of brownies that induced the symptoms," Mirante said.


    It was not immediately clear whether the incident involved students or adults.

    School officials could not immediately be reached for comment.


    :lol:
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I was somewhat geeky in high school and our group was the target of routine attacks by "the jocks."

    So I made a pan of brownies loaded with Ex Lax and brought them to lunch one day. The jocks promptly stole them away from me, mocking me all the way.

    They never stole any other food from me.
     
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  6. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    My high school on Fox News....

    [video=youtube;4I6L4YVafgI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6L4YVafgI[/video]
     
  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I wonder why so many countries believe they can kick the USA's ass these days?

    Hmmm....I should ask our new Prom Queen
     
  8. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I wonder what it would be like to go to high school in this YouTube/Facebook/Twitter era.

    We may think this is ballsy.

    But really, we live in a share-everything, nothing's embarrassing era.
     
  9. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Friend of mine had a "Pacer" We called it the "Moon Car"........
     
  10. DaBUU

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    My first car was a '79 Impala, that was down to the metal floor in the backseat, had to carry a fire extinguisher around with me. And the only reason I go it was because the girl who had owned it killed herself in it. Fuck this dork.
     
  11. Nemo

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    72 Skylark rust bucket....no brakes...
    eventually rolled to a complete stop...:jj:
     
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    1980 Honda Civic. Silver with red vinyl interior/carpeting.

    2 speed - no lie - start off in first gear, roll up to 2 when optimal speed reached. :jj: The speedometer went up to.... 80 mph. :)

    God, how I abused that car.... it was a little silver ball with a hatchback... shouldn't have fit more than 4 people... we used to get at least 8 of my friends in, with the hatchback up.... my parents would've had a heart attack if they'd ever seen it.

    I can't imagine getting a BMW in High School. Knowing how I ragged out my car, I'd NEVER get my kid anything like that.. plus, what can a kid look forward to when they've gotten a $80,000 car GIVEN to them at 16??? :(
     
  13. DaBUU

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    Im ok with this becuase that's not a dude, that's a chick.
     
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    I didn't even have a car in high school. Moms dropped me off. You motherfuckers with your CARS.
     
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    I wonder if he fucked her on prom night?
     
  16. Jon Hein is God

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    I got my driver's license 2 weeks before graduation.

    I was a (lower) middle class good student.

    But I went to school where everybody was mostly poor.

    And they all had cars.
     
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    I think on a micro level this was still ballsy. He still had to actually do it, and he has to endure any teasing that comes from it. He may be cool with his self image, but I don't know from the video if other kids accept him or not.

    Getting love from the online community is easier than acceptance from your peers.
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Nice generation of attention-whores we've got going here.
     
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    Completely delusional if you don't think every teenager these days is a narcissistic, self-absorbed twat whose entire life would shatter if they were placed in an embarrassing situation. Image is everything to those twats.
     
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    Jr. high. Fred Winters. If he saw you had gum, he'd ask you for some and usually take it away from you.
    Feen-A-Mint In a Chiclets box and he never did it again. Half way through Mr. Porterfield's 8th grade math class? He shot out the door and was gone a very long time. :jj: