Bored in a Hotel Room.

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  1. Billy Brown

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    What do you do?
     
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    jerk off
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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  4. Billy Brown

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    Do you read the Bible located in the night stand?
     
  5. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    another fucking thread?
     
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    :ulol:
     
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    If it is nice out, go for a run or have a beer at the hotel bar
     
  8. Gitfiddle

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    Whore in a hotel room.
     
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  9. FunnyFarm2

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    It's probably not too late to go catch a baseball game somewhere.
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    Do you pay for porn or peek through the curtens(sp) at the the honeys near the pool
     
  11. Bro

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    Go to the bar.
     
  12. Kanye West

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    i usually bring my ipad, connect to wifi and fap away
     
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    This could be a bad idea if he's alone. One word to the wrong person and the locals might rough him up.
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    Some say that it's a good idea to wait for the maid to knock on the door,
    pretend you don't hear her,
    and then just be naked when she walks in.
     
  15. TonyJax

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    Go meet the women at the pool....

    You know, talk to them. :dontknow:
     
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    Jerk off on the Bible located in the night stand.
     
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    Good luck.
     
  18. Billy Brown

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    :lol:
     
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    Who told you that?
     
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    Pee in the coffee maker and shove the remote up your ass; we went over this yesterday. :fil: