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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Caffeinated, Jun 28, 2015.

  1. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    On a three hour train ride home. Brain is fried. Need some laughs, bitches.
     
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    Amtrak? That could be 2 towns over with that length of time.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    Watch the speed on the curves!
     
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    There is a peculiar, uh, aroma of undercarriage in here.

    :gross:
     
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    Work it, Skip, work it!
     
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    How about the hockey player who always wished he'd be buried at sea?
    His father and his two brothers almost drowned trying to dig him a grave.

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    Jena says to her friend, "I'm going to ask my doctor how many calories there are in sperm."
    Her friend says, "Why? If you're swallowing that much, no guy's gonna care if you're a little chubby."

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    What would you call a guy with no arms, no legs and no torso?
    Dick.

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    A girl calls home from college.
    She says, "Ma, I'm in bed with hepatitis."
    Her mother says, "Don't let him flip you over."

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    Flemstien's out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
    He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
    She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
    He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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    Mrs. Leeds comes walking into the house and says to her husband, "The doctor says I can't make love."
    Leeds says, "How'd he find out?"

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    Mrs. Reynolds takes her clothes to a Chinese laundry, and when it comes back she sees there are still stains in her panties.
    The next week she puts in a note, "Please use more soap on panties."
    When she gets them back there's a note, "Please use more paper on ass."

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    What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
    Kill your cat.

    Don't blame me, blame Jackie:
    this is The JokeLand E-Mail List.
    if you're not supposed to be on this train, please disembark & get off now.
    ... and please tell anybody who wants to get on to e-mail me, jokeland@aol.com ...
     
  16. Caffeinated

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    I was going to say these sound like Jokes ala MARLOW

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    You folks are funny muthafuckas

    :flowers:
     
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    Just laughs?
    I can't do it put on the spot like that...I need direction. o_O

    Sorry I got nothin. ;)

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    Aw, Cini, don't be so hard on yourself! :nono:
    You reminded us that Beefus has horse hooves, just like this broad's shoes! :grad: