Boroscope Fun

So I rented a boroscope to do some boiler inspections today. A boroscope is basically a camera lens mounted on an articulating head that allows you to inspect tubes for corrosion, deposition and whatnot. So, we are in the boiler doing work when we realize the probe length is long enough to pop out the other side directly over the heads of various meatheads below. Imagine working in silence and semidark and then suddenly this weird ass wiggly light appears directly over your head and starts moving toward you...

 

Shove the boroscope up your ass and take pics

 

It would feel well below average to do that.

 

Dawg's thread's better than this.

 

Turn off the light and take it to a female sorority

 

Just about any thread is better than this.

 

It would feel well above average to do that.

 

I thought a boroscope was a really long, pointless, tiresome horoscope.

 

As opposed to a male sorority, which is much harder to find.

 

I thought Borat came out with his own mouthwash.

 

Spoiler

How many games have you attend so far this year?

 

I only got half the season this year, so just two so far...excluding that abortion of a preseason.

 

Not there tonight

 

[video=youtube;2GoCvuu0dlQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GoCvuu0dlQ[/video]

 

I expected far more ridicule.

 

Did you have to change seat locations? I dabbed in making my lakers season plan into a half season.

They wanted to boot me out of my section. Took me 5 years to get to where I am ok with.

And they won. I have a full plan and have yet to make a game.

 

Some fan you are

 

I got lucky. I've got the same seats. I'm just splitting them with a guy. Really he bought a single for the year and bought a single for the year and then we divided them up so we can take our hos.