Bought something at the smoke shop

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

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    Something called kratom. should i take it?
     
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    yes, as a suppository.
     
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    It didn't have much of an effect on me, but I have heard of people that used it to get off of the painkillers. Not sure if actually a natural opiate or if it's a placebo effect.
     
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    yes, take it. you already bought it, would be stupid to waste it. however, if we don't hear from you again, we'll assume you died from it.
     
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    endeavor to dance with "molly", all of the hip kids want to date her...sadly, our beloved ashley has embraced the seductress.
     
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    Yes, it's smart to just ingest things to see what happens.
     
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    the package has a smiling leaf on it. how bad could it be

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    it says right there. nothing but happy.
     
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    it can't. did you take it? pop some and see if you can still make a funnel cake.
     
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    I've never heard of any side effects from bath salts.
     
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    bath salts are illegal. this is not.
     
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    Just take 'em and judge for yourself: actual real-deal effect or just placebos?
     
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    Coursing on Kratom
     
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    I'll stick to my salvia.
     
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    i'll stick to my sativa! :toke:
     
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    Id stick to meth- the quality control in a shithole bathtub is better
     
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    It's a plant that is similar (in genetic structure) to the coffee plant. It's not an opiate, but it's an opioid agonist. If you have no opiate tolerance, it will feel similar to like you've taken painkillers (if you take around 5 grams). Don't take more than that, you'll puke.

    Enjoy.
     
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    ...too bad they didn't sell you an ounce of self respect. don't put that shit into your body, enjoy some herb if you want to be high. I cringe when I see electronic cigarettes. don't let chemical entrepreneurs mess with your brain or body chemistry.