Boys.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :facepalm:

    As a single mom raising 2 young boys, I've had to learn how to "roll" with some stuff.

    Last night I walk downstairs to tell my son it's bedtime, and find him buck naked on the couch flogging away on himself. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

    3 guesses on how I reacted.

    *Let's keep it realistic, and not pedo style please, people. For real.
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    You laughed
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    you showed him fapdu.com
     
  4. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    You finished it for him?
     
  5. Swayze

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    You grabbed the butter dish from the kitchen and held it under his cock while he slid his wang back and forth across the warm butter like his dick were a corn on the cob till he nutted on your jammies????? :c

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  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You put newspaper down on the floor.
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I bet you lost your mind. :jj:

    Mults and rep seem to do it.
     
  8. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    Whoops, just saw that. Sorry. Scratch my answer.
     
  9. Mojopin

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    Turned around, went the other way and let him finish.
     
  10. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Asked him what he was watching and sat down next to him for a group jack?
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Definitely. That isn't sufficient for teaching a child appropriate things though.............there was more.
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :nono:

    Butter is expensive, fuck that shit.
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    You threw the tv remote in the trash
     
  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    He was on my COUCH! No way............can a boy even "finish" at 12? :scratch:


    I seriously have no clue...........I just keep rolling with the punches.
     
  16. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    you showed him some good porn sites :dontknow:
     
  17. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    how could you have your pudding if you dont beat your meat....
     
  18. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Yes..as I seem to remember.
     
  19. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    threw him a towel and told him not to make a mess
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Buy tissue in bulk.