Brad Garrett on Howard's Show

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  1. Famous

    Famous Well-Known Member

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    For those who missed it, or just would like to reminisce:

    [video=youtube;2a0chkNOGIU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a0chkNOGIU[/video]


    The stuff he said about Beth was so accurate and perceptive. It's great when actual fans of the show who have balls come on the show. They have real knowledge of what they're talking about, and can slice Howard with honesty.

    "That's because she's praying for you to be asleep!"

    :jj:

    I love how he added the "don't you understand?" in a soft voice. He's trying to make Howard see through her bullshit.

    Howard: "We're constantly together."
    Brad: "That's because you're insecure."
    Howard: "I enjoy being around her."
    Brad: "You enjoy showing her off." ---- Most accurate statement ever!
     
  2. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    He's better at breaking Howard's balls than Chris Rock. He calls Beth O a "broad." Fucking love it.
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Brad's great, he observes things like an adult but he's like a kid in that he has no self-censorship. I have a feeling this is why Howard and particularly Beth surround themselves with animals rather than children, the honesty coming out of their mouths would wreck them.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    This is good stuff

    "robin please...more towels when u have a minute" about the 1:05 mark
     
  5. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    I loved that interview.

    And once he started going on about Beth, I knew he would never be a guest again.

    Thought the best part was where he was busting balls about how Beth was so dumb she was fascinated by elevator buttons.
     
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    Button joke starts at the 5:30 mark

    I forgot how funny this was

    I miss the ball busting on Howard
     
  7. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Awesome.

    Forgot how good Brad was. He is fucking brutal, "Artie, go eat some clam chowder. Robin, are you a lesbian? I want to know. I want to know."

    Just tearing everybody in the room new assholes.
     
  8. Groucho Marx

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    I loved his appearance and it's no shocker that he hasn't been back. Though, I'm not sure he has anything to promote.
     
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    I think Artie was sleeping during this. I'm 10 minutes in and Brad has woken him up twice.
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I was just gonna ask if he had been on the show since.
     
  11. Dump Button

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    Maybe it was funny then but Howard laughs at Artie's heroin withdraws on the show starting at the 33:10 mark
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    Despite what Howard says, I don't think he ever really gave a shit about Artie.
     
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    Ur probably right but I also found it to be an interesting clip from Howard because years later he did the "old ostrich head's in the sand trick" and claimed he didn't know Artie was on drugs.
     
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    he was fooking brilliant!
     
  15. IlluminatiJones

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    Thanks, Famous!

    His appearance was equal parts "bro trying to talk a friend off the ledge" and "going 9/11 on Howard and Beth's twin ivory towers".

    Some funny lines from the interview:

    "How little can the dick be that the rock is 11 karats?"

    "First of all, I saw a picture of her; she didn't even know where to look!" :surprised:

    "Unlike you, I need someone I can have a conversation with"

    And in this version of the truth, Howard claims that he's marrying Beth for..........................her family.

    :uscratch:

    Maybe before he got the fraud thing rolling Beth's dad doorman-ed at Howard's building to pick up a few extra bucks. :dontknow:

    and this classic exchange begins right after the 40:18 mark:

    Howard: "If we're not having sex what's the point of being married?!?"

    Brad: "If you're having sex why GET married?!?"

    Howard: "Because we're enjoying each other!"

    Brad: "Right!!!"

    Howard: "So...........?!?"

    Brad: "Why throw a wrench in it?!?"

    Howard: "Listen, if it throws a wrench, Beth and I have looked at each other and said "If marriage sucks we're getting out! We're
    getting out!"

    Brad: "There is not a woman in the world that will make that agreement and mean it. Are you that naive?!?" (laughs)

    then a few lines later: "Wow! Wow! You've gotten soft, baby!"

    I love Howard's "cart before the horse"-logic :c that kicked off that exchange.
     
  16. Wesmantooth

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    classic- she will go to bed early w me :facepalm:. what once a week the other 6 nights she is at the red carpet grand opening of the sizzler in pomona :jj:
     
  17. YokoOhNo

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    She's great in bed? Yea, because that's rare
     
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    :giggle: I love it he is just smacking howie silly
     
  19. gthmbt

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    Genius, loved when he asked Robin for more towels..
     
  20. beaverbucks

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    Man this is almost too embarrassing to listen to.