Brady Bunch Mom Tells How Former NYC Mayor Gave Her Crabs After A One Night Stand…….

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  1. teehee

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    Florence Henderson Describes How Former NYC Mayor John Lindsay Gave Her Crabs:eek:

    Former "Brady Bunch" star Florence Henderson sat down with "The HuffPost Show" on Friday and recounted how she unexpectedly contracted a sexually transmitted disease after a "little fling" with former New York City Mayor John Lindsay, a story she tells in her memoir Life is Not a Stage.

    "It's not something I'm proud of but it's something that happened," she told host Roy Sekoff. "[John Lindsay and I] had a little fling one night and the next morning, I woke up and I had these creatures and I had no idea."

    Henderson, who recently took to the stage for a APLA benefit show, quickly called her doctor, who broke the news to her.

    "She says, 'You've got crabs.' [It] scared the heck out of me," Henderson said.

    While Lindsay was definitely apologetic, he and Henderson never tried for a second date.

    "He sent me flowers the next day and apologized," she said. "And of course, I never really saw him again."..


    Flo, say it aint so!!! There were signs she was not truly purity supreme..

     
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    It happens. :dontknow:


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    No! This can't be true. My image of her is ruined forever now.
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    I masturbated to early episodes of Carol Brady quite a bit. She got a bit too uppity towards the 70's. Little corn kernel teeth are off putting but she had some body. That permed homo didn't know what to do with that. How much would those three boys have been spanking it with carol and Marcia parading around.
     
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    :giggle:

    She is now forever tainted in my mind...:boohoo:
     
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    She is nasty.....
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    why wouldn't she keep quiet about this?
     
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    She's gotta sell books, son!
     
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    Holy shit miss innocents was fucking every body good for her i hope she blew him.
     
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    Carol Brady always did strike me as a cock gobbling whoer.

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    Flo must be represented by Buchwald & Associates
     
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    how would she know it was Lindsay? word is she fucked most of the NYC & Burbank A-listers when the show aired.
     
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    Since this "news" is breaking on the Huffington Post I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Mayor Lindsay was a Republican.
    Hey, at least he wasn't a homo. Ohhhhh !!!!
     
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    he was very naive as a mayor. he sacrificed the money makers in NYC. You can do a lot of preferential things here as mayor and not commit suicide as surely as he did. causing commerce on wall st to stop so you can plow some roads in Queens is probably one of the best ways to cut one's throat as mayor.
     
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    The crabs were in her hair on top of her head, not down there.
    He was the mayor after all.
     
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    Are crabs really a disease? Isn't it more like a sexually transmitted pest?
     
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    She first talked about this 4 years ago.....I guess she wants some fresh publicity for some unknown reason??

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/26/florence-henderson-john-lindsay-crabs_n_884699.html

    Florence Henderson: John Lindsay Gave Me Crabs

    Posted: 06/26/2011 9:49 am EDT Updated: 08/26/2011 5:12 am EDT

    New York City saw the continuation of a steep decline under the mayorship of John Lindsay, who reigned over the city from 1966-1973. Teachers went on strike, riots were fought and mounds of garbage filled the city streets.

    Turns out he had some sanitation problems in his personal life, too.

    Florence Henderson, most famous for her run as Carol Brady on the campy TV classic, "The Brady Bunch," reveals in her new memoir that she had a one-night stand with the Mayor while they were both in Beverly Hills. Henderson was married to Ira Bernstein at the time.

    "I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life Is Not A Stage,"
    the NY Daily News reports. And, following a night's sleep at home, she found out the hard way about the City that Never Sleeps.

    "Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata," Henderson writes. "He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."
     
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    but they could have come from anyone in the Tonight Show Band after the commercial break gangbang
     
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    "I was lonely: the bellboy had to take a leak and there were no janitors cleaning the toilets so i had to settle for the mayor..."