***BRAKING*** Schmoopy's personal info inside --------> (no homo)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    9 inches :c

    :tadah:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :pissed: :crazy:
     
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    Satori I did Tough Mudder Mid Atlantic on Saturday, 4/20. :smokin:A dude died on Walk the Plank obstacle. Basically, I could have died out there too but for my exceptional athleticism and power.
     
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  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Congrats brah! :beer: those are good bragging rights, the fact that you didn't die
     
  7. Markijuano

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    Hey Satori are you mixing regular massages into your regiment?
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I am.....and ice baths.
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    no pics of the walk the plank obstacle?:rolleye:

    & of course no explanation on how he died
     
  10. jackie the jerk

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    Is that the smallest size he said he took in the ass?
     
  11. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    why was that even released to the public?
     
  12. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    had to cover half his face :facepalm:
     
  13. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    that airbrush worked overtime
     
  14. O Face

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    Looks like this, except at ours we jumped into a dug-out hole of muddy water.

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    They didn't say how he died. Evidently he went under and didn't surface. Here's an article from the Baltimore Sun with about as much detail as I am aware.

    http://articles.baltimoresun.com/20...23_1_tough-mudder-city-hospital-heart-attacks
     
  15. Super Mario

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    tough mudder is fucking yuppie gay shit
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Super Mario

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    Yeah Im real jelly about some fat guy on the internet saying he was in a tough mudder competition . You lie and You never even posted a pic you just talk shit with nothing to back it up. I dont get Jelly over D list posters you have seen what I look like This place was made for people to be jealous of me.
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    It's more like 8.5
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    and scary
     
  20. MatthewT

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    mario three kinds of pissed off today :hide: