Brand new internet gang, the Golden Goons, now accepting applications!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Oct 7, 2016.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Apply for prestigious membership in the Golden Goons, Dawg Shed's only gang for posters over 55!

    I won't be in charge of or a member of the gang, but I have been tasked by its charismatic leader and infrequent but influential poster, @David Feinberg, to acquire a new following here at the Shed.

    You will be a group of fun, active seniors who enjoy getting together for daily activities. Activities would include making dinner online and posting photos of it, weekend drinking threads, evening drinking threads, day drinking threads, cirrhosis management---just anything that tickles your fancy.

    Current proposed motto is GIRLS (AND OLD MEN WHO ARE STARTING TO RESEMBLE GIRLS DUE TO LACK OF TESTOSTERONE) JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN, and as a Golden Goon you will strive to live and let live, and to enjoy each other's company without gossip, controversy or conflict. Just enjoy the pleasure of each others' company like real friends should!!

    JOIN UP...WITH AMERICA'S PREMIER OVER 55 INTERNET GANG, THE GOLDEN GOONS!
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Will there be grooming tips? You know, like ear and nose hair trimming and such?
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'd be in if we're going to talk about how to get rid of that old man smell.
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Will there be senior citizen discounts? I'm very frugal with my money. I only play the game at the casino where I can get four coins for one paper.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'm a busy posting beaver today.
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Don't forget, I know about card crounting.
     
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  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    All the nudies in this club will be 100% winter bush.
     
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  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I already feel a tingle in my loins.
     
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  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I'm still in my 40s, so I don't qualify.
     
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  10. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    I always tell everyone I'm 57, so I'm going to go ahead & join.
     
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  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    You've been 57 for years now.
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I was with my sister a few weeks back and the waiter asked us which one was older. My sister is nearly ten years older than me. :nojj:
     
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  13. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    I know, I appear to be stuck at 57. Man, when I turn 58, it's really going to be party time.
     
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    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    :spit::giggle::cwl::haha::backlol: Oh you poor thing. Don't worry, that guy must have forgot his glasses at home. :wub: :love: :hug:
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    My sister's adopted so I'm going to blame it on that although I don't know how that matters.
     
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  17. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    Yeah, it really doesn't.
     
  18. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    Being POTY ages you, look at Obama.
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    Autocorrect capitalizes POTY
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The waiter was a small Indonesian man.