Brangelina's Paw Prints

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  1. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    :facepalm:



    I remember when she laughed at Artie for visiting his father's grave. Fat bitch. :fil:
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Oh my fuckin god.
    Yeah, she laughed at Artie.
    :facepalm:
     
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    Well, when you flushed all the advantages in life down the can so you can buy horses, houses and trips to Guatemala, what better way to commemorate the emptiness than a stand in for the children's' hand prints that will never darken your mansions' walls?
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    So not only did the cat get a crappy name, it's going to be remembered with its pawprints in a goofy knick knack that will most likely be forgotten in a month or two.
     
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    Wouldn't a picture of her cat have been better?
     
  6. Ben Dover

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    I have no idea what kind of animal Brangelina was, but surely it could have been saved with the same "vegucation" that Blobin went through :coffee:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Yes. I think that would of been a lot better.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Tacky.
     
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    That looks delicious.
     
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    Seriously. Those flowers looks like they should be on a baby shower cake in a trailer park.





    Thank you for the reps, @Jayla! :)

    Thank you for the reps, @Dlist! :)
     
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  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Or on one of Beth's many tchotchkes.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well I am a bit of a sap and I have my dog's ashes and kept their collars, however I also visit my father's grave..
     
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    I thought this thread was about the real Brad and Angelina. :snicker:

    Then I wondered why Robin put her cat's paw prints in a cake.

    I think I'll have another glass of wine. :snicker:
     
  14. misslady85

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    Looks like her cat had a clubbed foot.
     
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    I wonder if she realizes no one will care when she dies.
     
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    I remember when she had the big announcement on the show about what she was naming her two new cats. She thought she was so funny and clever. She kept telling Howard: "I've got the best names for my 2 cats! I named one Brangelina and the other Jennifer Aniston!! Aren't those the best names ever?!? Brangelina and Jennifer Aniston!!!"

    Then she starts cackling to herself while no one else in the studio even cracks a smile.

    R.I.P. Brangelina; one less cat to eat her bloated, lonely corpse when she dies alone in her apartment and no one can be bothered to check on her.
     
  17. Benjamen

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    Rest in peace, Brangelina. #YourPurpose was to have a name that made people laugh ... And you failed.
     
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    Thought it was a cake.
     
  19. ilovebacon

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    As if a cake would last long enough around Robin to let her get a picture of it. :eek:
     
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    True
     
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