Brazilian Robber gets owned by female MMA fighter...

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  1. chapped

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    Earlier this week, Brazilian fighter Monique Bastos was on her way to the gym to work out when two men approached her and stole her cell phone. One of the men took it and escaped but Bastos was able to chase down the other man, knock him down, and put him into a “triangle choke.” The move consists of wrapping your legs around a person’s head and squeezing.

    This must be some move because this guy was not only turning the same color as his shirt, but calling out to anyone who would listen:

    “Dad, Dad, I’m going to my dad. Call the police, father. Help! Help, Jesus. Please, I did not rob. Why would I do this? Help. Help. Look at my wallet. Help. Help. Sir, help me. Please don’t show my card. This was the first time. She’s choking me. Where’s my mom? Aie, Aie, Aie. Help! Help! Please, I need my wallet. No, I did not rob anything, no.”

    Wow! So many questions. First, the beginning makes you think he’s dying or something and “going to my dad” like he sees a light. Then, he mentions to look at his wallet, but then says “don’t show my card.” What card? Now I wanna see the card. He ends it in pathetic fashion by asking for his mommy.

    I hope this embarrassing scared-straight moment prevents this guy from ever doing anything illegal again. I mean seriously, he wouldn’t last five minutes in jail. Bastos is doing him a favor

    http://eugenedailynews.com/2015/09/where-did-the-week-go-98/


     
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    Fuck yeah. Pop his thieving head like a zit. Then poke him in the eye, like 50 times....
     
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    He lacks proper technique...theft and jiu jitsu
     
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    Wish I knew what he was saying. He was crying like a little bitch.
     
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    Maricon :facepalm:
     
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    Good for her.

    If you're pathetic enough to take other people's property in order to survive, than fuck you.

    Scumbags like this deserve to be in Prison - which should actually be a welcomed change from living in the streets with nothing.

    At least in jail they'll get 3 meals a day.

    Fucking assholes do nothing but cost all of us taxpayers money. That's all this bullshit narrows down too.

    That's why I'm happy to see any of them get their ass handed to them.
     
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    I'm kind of turned on..do it to me babe…mmmmmmmm….
     
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    I'll be honest I'm very curious about what it's like to bang one of these martial arts chicks, but I don't want them choking me to death.
     
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    This is what she looks like when not choke-holding someone
    http://i.***************/i/pix/2015/09/03/09/2BEE47B300000578-3220730-image-a-20_1441269853321.jpg
     
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    Should have Killed him...:coffee:
     
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    Meh.

    Would still bang out of curiosity.

    And what's up with that tattoo? That's just horrible in every way.
     
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