Bread is on the riseâ„¢ at SUBWAY

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, May 31, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    now without azodicarbonamide
    :cheer:

    See how they sneakily addressed the yoga mat bread.....:jj:
    [video=youtube;ybEXhYGyBq0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybEXhYGyBq0[/video]
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    But they substituted pure diesel fuel for the azodicarbonamide.

    Seems like a bad short-term decision.
     
  3. Nemo

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    Yoga mat bread was yummy.
    Bring it back!
    :bigcry:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That "food" is shit, Nemo.

    It's one slice of badly processed meat product on yoga mat bread and they ask you fifty questions while making that shitty sandwich.

    "I want everything on it."
    "Do you want lettuce?"
    "Yes, everything"
    "Do you want tomato?"
    "Yes, I said everything on it."
    "Do you want green peppers?"
    "Look, just load it up with all of your choices."
    "Do you want sweet peppers?"
    "Dammit, EVERYTHING!"
    "Do you want hot peppers?"


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    EVERYTHING !!!!
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    Subway is shit.
     
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    there's a new kid in town
     
  7. NotMyBro

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    This hysteria over "yoga mats" is the dumbest thing ever. People are so easily fooled by all these nutjobs.
     
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    You mean their bread wasn't actually made out of yoga mats?
    I heard they were 'used' yoga mats too...
     
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    I'm shocked they were able to completely redo their bread so quickly. It was only discovered a few months ago that they put that shit chemical in their bread, and they quickly reformulated it. Some fast food restaurants take over a year or two to reformulate / test / deploy changed ingredients. This a big one, too - as the bread is a major component of their food (if that's what you want to call it).
     
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    I saw an interview with Gary Oldman not too long ago and he said that scene and the way he said 'Everyyyyyoooonnne!' was improvised on the spot. Fucking awesome.
     
  11. FishySausage

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    Every time I see people in a Subway, I ask "why"???
    For $2 more you can walk into any deli (or supermarket for that matter) and get a good sandwich.
    Subways meat is always kinda slimy and the cheese tastes like plastic.
    The yoga mat bread is just shit icing on a shit cake.
     
  12. PelicanWig

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    i feel like it was different /better like 15years ago. but maybe my tastes changed because it is absolutely awful shit.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    p.s. Blimpies rocked but i cant find them any more.
     
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    Jimmy Johns is better but we don't have them where I live. I use to love Quiznos but they lost their appeal too, although I still rank them above Subway. nothing at Subway, including veggies, seems even remotely healthy.
     
  15. Nemo

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    If you find a good Subway it is an OK meal on the go.
    I haven't had it in years though.

    Mysterious ingredients are in EVERYTHING you eat....:hat:
    yoga mats are in 500 food items....according to the internet.
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    and prepared halal style? no thanks. allah can keep his "bread".
     
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    Used to love blimpies ... Jersey Mike's is a more than adequate substitute.
     
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    JM is pretty good! Everything sliced to order
     
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    yeah jm is good stuff. local sandwich shops are still my favorite.
     
  20. RonHeinzkaboot

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    I agree. What's the chemical name for baking powder?
    prolly sounds scary too
    there bread had a distinctive qualit that people liked

    though I think that too much yoga mats
    will make your legs fall off. (Jareed Syndrome)