Break into Howard's house and his gun will fuck you up

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Goods, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

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    Howard defends his $40,000,000 house with his Seecamp 32.

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    How you know dis?
     
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    Can't bust through a bullet proof vest I'm guessing . . .
     
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    He said dis on today's show.
     
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    I'm guessing it can't bust through a thick leather jacket.
     
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    It's one of the best pocket pistols out there. I'd have opted for the .380 which is the exact same size. But for a discreet pocket gun, it doesn't get any better. Seecamp guns are like jewelry with their quality. But for home security........:facepalm:
     
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    Howard lies, it is well documented. That's the one he keeps in his purse. Go near his house and you will be rightly greeted with a 9mm.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...maybe a 12 guage is just too heavy for howard.
     
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    Fuck those peashooters for home defense

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    Knowing how paranoid Howard is, I would expect to be greeted by an armed guard or two. He has the money and certainly the cause for concern considering how many people he has pissed on.
     
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    I'm sure Miguel the gardener was formerly a member of Mexico's special forces
     
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    His gun-talk is laughable. I can't picture him firing any size of weapon under any circumstances.
     
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    Me either, but he does have a NYC carry permit which is damn near impossible to get.
     
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    Which is only because of who he is. Not what he knows.
     
  16. Johnny B

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    My home defense is me screaming like a woman.
     
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    Most handguns can't. A few years ago a Cleveland cop got hit twice by urban American who had a .357 Magnum. The first round hit his trauma plate and shattered. The second round hit him in his armpit, less than an inch from this the area his vest was protecting. He died from the 2nd round. If both rounds would have hit the vest, he'd have been fine.

    The .357 has over twice the mass and nearly double the velocity of the standard .32 ACP, still it won't penetrate the latest generations of body armor (though it'll probably knock you on your ass.)
     
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    Looks like it fits quite nicely in his well used bung hole.

    The perfect pistol for the perfect asshole.
     
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    Definitely. But it makes no sense for him to own that gun. It's meant to be a BUG (back up gun) or a gun for deep concealment. It's for ankle, purse or pocket carry on a normal sized man.

    Howard's 6'5". He could get a Crossbreed holster and carry a full-sized Glock 17 without it printing. If you're going to pick a primary self-defense weapon, why would you go with a tiny .32 with a shorts sight radius and has a 6 round magazine? By it's nature, it's hard to grip firmly and aim.

    And if it's his home defense weapon, then he's really a fucking idiot. I bet this recommendation came from another "expert" who he paid to make a decision for him.
     
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    it's howard's preferred suicide gun, small entry wound into his head or chest/ no messy exit wound...this is not his first suicide rodeo
     
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