Break News!!! Found the article on Gas Face's fiance!!!

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/800-pound-bride-susanne-eman_n_1498377.html

    Most brides have specific ideas about their wedding dress, such as style, fabric and design, but bride-to-be Susanne Eman was also particular about another facet: color.

    "I like an off-whitish, not completely white. Because if I wear completely white, I guarantee I'm going to spill something on it," Eman told Inside Edition.

    That could happen to any bride, but, to be fair, the odds of making a mess on a wedding gown increase exponentially when you're 800 pounds like Eman, whose average caloric intake is 30,000 calories a day.

    Eman is currently on a quest to become the fattest woman ever, beating the 1200 pound mark once held by Rosalie Bradford, who died in 2006, but what good is a goal if you don't have someone to share it with?

    Luckily, Eman found love recently with Parker Clack, a 35-year-old chef she met on the Internet, and she is having fun getting ready for the big day.

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    good work
     
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    he doesnt even post here anymore that stupid fucking bitch of a fiance told him to stop.
     
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    by the looks of it, he spends all of his time feeding her
     
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    She looks kind.
     
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    The thread title is disturbing shiv, just saying
     
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    i prolly shouldve edited out his real name :doh:
     
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    This post is funnier. :jj:
     
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    You are not gonna let her take your title as the fattest woman ever, are you? :jj:
     
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    :nono:
     
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    Sox fan...fuck them. srs
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    i wont argue there