Break out the chorizos tonight!

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  1. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Five Texas Firefighters Accused of Sodomizing Trainee With Sausage

    Five volunteer firefighters in Waxahachie, Texas were arrested by police this week after allegedly bending a trainee over and sodomizing him with a chorizo sausage.

    The firefighters, identified as Lt. Alec Chase Miller, 28, Lt. Keith Edward Wisakowsky, 26; Casey Joe Stafford, 30; Preston Thomas Peyrot, 19; and Blake Jerold Tucker, 19, allegedly sodomized a trainee, identified in the arrest affidavit as "John Doe #72," with a chorizo sausage as part of a hazing ritual. From the Waxahachie Daily Light:

    The chorizo was allegedly chosen after an idea to use a wooden broomstick to sodomize John Doe was abandoned ("I have something better," one apparently said.)

    The hazing apparently didn't stop there. According to court documents, John Doe had his clothes stolen by his fellow firefighters while he was in the shower washing off the vomit and chorizo. He had to run out to his car, naked, to get a pair of shorts.

    In reported video of the incident obtained by the Texas Rangers, WFAA reports, the firefighters can be seen "yelling and laughing with excitement" as they haze John Doe.

    The five firefighters were arrested by police Monday and charged with aggravated sexual assault; a sixth person, Brittany Leanne Parten, 23, was also arrested by police and charged with improper photography or visual recording.

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  2. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Calm down.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hahaha, I got you good you FUCKER!


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  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    was it frozen?

    Chorizo is pretty mushy

    Can you be "raped" by mashed potatoes?
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    shenanigans.
     
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    Improper photography :jj:
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I wonder if it was jalepeno chorizo. waxahachee is the home of the famous Munster Mansion. I hope this incident doesn't hurt their tourism.
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  8. BleedingGums

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    Lulz

    Was on local news this morning

    I was going to make a thread about it but forgot