Breakfast thread post wittty things here

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  1. jdwhatever

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  2. jdwhatever

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    splashwut
     
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  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Grab some bench.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Mind you it all started because first thing I asked him if he had tightened the screws on the bed frame. Mind you I bought a bed frame over a year ago that is made for obese people and it was way more expensive than your average bed frame because he is so hard on things. I also bought those casters from Bed Bath & Beyond that go underneath the wheels so that the bed doesn't move back and forth. But every once in a while the bed frame gets a little bit loose and starts to squeak. Which throws me off. The whole Act is pointless on my end when that happens if you know what I mean. It's like going out to dinner and not being able to eat. Thank you but no thank you. So a couple days ago after we were done I said would you please tighten the screws on this bed frame? So needless to say this morning before we started I said did you tighten the screws? He said no. I noticed that the mattress was hanging off of the box spring by 3 inches or so so I said how about if we match up the box spring and mattress maybe that will help. He rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling and said do you want to move the mattress? And I said yes I think that would probably help the squeaking.
     
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    Has anyone ever beat you to the first post? Or do you always get this faggotry in first?
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    I've done it twice. :yes:
     
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    I think splash did it once, so jd changed it from 'bump' to 'Splashwut'.
     
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    Nice.

    Chriza has posted in my threads in the time it takes for me to hit "create thread" and for my phone to refresh.
     
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    Who is your av? Looks familiar kind of.
     
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    me 2
     
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    That's me.
     
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    Oh cool. You look vaguely familiar to me.
     
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    Danny Bonaduce?
     
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    Sup
     
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    I used to be on tv a little bit.
     
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    Mobile mode doesn't count
     
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    I no. :nocheer:
     
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    Jd got the gout
     
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