Stern Show BREAKING! A Very Special Kitten Season - A Hallmark Showcase Starring Beth O

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Get Ready Everyone! As the lovely @YodaQuiversStern just alerted us, Kit'n Season is upon us.....Filming for this very special Hallmark made-for-TV show is happening now!
    When beth was pondering what, what shall I do to make this the most specioe kit'n season ever, she tossed, she turned, she though long and hard, and finally, it dawned on her, the only place she could go to top the parade of partially deformed pussy that has passed through Girls Town.....Pack your bags, as its the first time she has travelled overseas since playing cock-pilot on her way to Athens.....yes we are going to.......
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    :yay:

    Lets meet some of the nuggets that will get to enhance her carbon Loubouton footprint in a private jet home to GirlTown...
    (Photos and Names by Howard)
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    This is Donut, born with one-eye, a natural for Yoda to love, adore and subsequently try to kill....

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    This is Cupcake - sashaying her bad-ass one paw at a time, fierce and determined to get where she's going....to Girl Town

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    This is Cookie, looking longingly at the nuclear waste radiation infested hell hole she calls home...but we call GirlTown!

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    This is Steak-for-two-for-one....a long shot to get adopted, but with Beth's mad skills at getting her 12 sycophants to adopt over and over again, this is two-times the fun for any lucky Stern Fan!

    and finally..
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    This is Thin Mint, the hardest to place of them all, seen being alpha as fuck, rolling his shit down the road, he didn't want to come back to girl-town, but the love was strong for this one, I think he's a keeper!

    Airing Exclusively on the Hallmark Chanel April 27th 8pm, EST......
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    What the hell? :cwl::roll::haha::spit::hilarious:
     
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Don't laugh. This is where she's going.
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's horrible! :tears:


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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    There is something very wrong with you
     
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  6. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    That place is heaven for a cat-Munchausen by proxy sicko like Beth.
     
  7. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There is something wrong with it...
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    Unlimited money, homes in beautiful areas, a husband that works 112 days a year and its thing is to roll around on the floor with kittens and call it charity. A 49 year old women of such means should not post to Instagram 20 times a day of pictures of cats in its home.
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  8. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    How come I didn't land a part in this show.

     
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  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Meh. I suspect she enjoys doing the maiming herself.
     
  10. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Apparently, I'm turning into Beth. Today I had to clean my cat's ass (she has health problems) and I might be adopting a kitty that was hit by a car and has a broken leg. I will NOT be posting any of this on Instagram.
     
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    As long as you don't start getting blasted by lunch and rolling around on your closet floor, you're golden. Although, Shed men might like it if you took and shared pics of that.
     
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    Yeah, I've been cleaning my cat's ass too (health problems).
    I have yet to post about it anywhere...except here. Right now. :giggle:
     
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    Good post but she's 43.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    You listen to a show you hate every day, and report the content, if there is something wrong with Beth, you are ready for a padded room
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ok. I'm tired of everyone around here getting animoe caregiving attention :fil:. My doggie has taken to pooping by the dining room table again. I had to pick it up.

    Attention...

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    That is what it and the Wig say and they are huge liars. Wiggy said it was 28 when they met, but that happened in 1996 not 2000.
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Really
    A grown woman(?) pretending to be asleep in a bathtub and taking a picture with its outstretched hoof.
    Beleiving it is a modoe, beleiving it is an animoe expert and believing it is a reality star because it is on Instagram. That is committable

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  19. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    The fact is, if you have pets, you will eventually have to clean poop in some manner.
     
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    Get a fucking hobby, you lunatic
     
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