breaking~AA flight attendent causes disturbance plane on ground

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...ok i will go for a link this just came over msnbc. apparently the flight attendent told the passgers he/she hoped theyd all crash and die....brb
     
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    banksy Eat Ritz

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    they make jokes like that all the time on SWA. Cheeky air waitresses :haha:
     
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    ...i wonder if this is going to be like the last one, a gay guy that blew his cork and went down the slide! hahaha creative gay fucker.
     
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    banksy Eat Ritz

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    Story says it's a broad. GOTTA BE NEGRO :kkk:
     
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    Op = lame
     
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    ...ugh screaming 9-11, gonna crash, the airline is in bankrupcy. the passengers are tweeting. dudes in 1st class tackled her
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...you a flight attendent?
     
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    I recently read somewhere that it is physically impossible to open up the emergency door while the flight is in air.


    Q: How does one operate the emergency doors on airplane? Could some crazy person open them in flight?
    Obviously many people don’t pay attention to the flight attendants or read the briefing cards, which explain in detail how to open the doors. You really should know how to do this. But in midflight, no, the doors will not open. That goes for both emergency exits and the main exits. They cannot open because of the outward-acting forces of the pressurized fuselage. The doors always open inward (usually inward, then outward or upward, but always inward first), and a person would not be capable of overcoming this force. So, in other words, the doors can’t be opened until the aircraft is depressurized. You’ll notice that on the sill of the main doors it often says DO NOT SIT. But in fact you could sit there all day, jiggling the handle to your heart’s content; you aren’t gonna get the door open. The reason they don’t want you sitting there is to avoid messing with the inflatable escape slide that is contained inside the lower door structure.
     
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    white women don't grab the mic when they flip. Blaeks do. Just like screaming in the movie theaters. Fuckers :kkk:
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...haha you made me lol! incoming.....
     
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    Yes
     
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    let's go back to calling them stewardesses.
     
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    :hat: now I gotta follow this fucking story to confirm it's a crazy moon cricket.
     
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    ...pics.
     
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    :pissed: air waitress
     
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    ...lets go back to having more hot ones. i need to put one of these conquests on my bucket list.
     
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    The flight attendant "came on the PA system ranting about AA bankruptcy and then telling them the plane was going to crash," said the sister of one woman on the plane.

    "She was addressing the captain, telling him not to take off, that it would not be her responsibility when the plane crashes and that it was going to crash. Then she was tackled by first-class passengers, who threw her against the wall."

    Another passenger told as friend, according to an email from that friend, that "the flight attendant went crazy, screaming abut 9-11 and crashing. Six men held her down."

    lol