Breaking: Afwul News from the Publisher of True Story magazine :(

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    :pissed: Clandestine fucking
     
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    The remaining copies are probably at a flea market, or stacked up inside the home of a hoarder
     
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    Oh, Puppet, you were just gonna get the pages all sticky anyway, amirite?
     
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    Don't EVER use the words "Breaking" and "Bad" next to each other unless you are talking about "Breaking Bad"!
     
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    Oh shit. Sorry about that. I have never seen that show so I didnt even realize what i did there.

    I will fix the title of the thread Shortwave.
     
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    Cleepy.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    GP was ready to make it look like Beth's giant teeth were melting...
    [​IMG] !!!
     
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    The magazines that still exist are in the same super secret underground storage facility that, amongst other embarrassing items related to our favorite couple, contain the huge number of Princess Beff's books that Wiggy/Pluggy had to buy, for those books to be on the bestseller lists.
     
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    Check Ebay or collector's sites. There'll be a copy somewhere.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Something tells me the remaining copies are smoldering in one or all of eleven fireplaces in a certain Southampton mansion.
     
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    Ii actually checked Ebay. They have tons and tons of copies of the magazines dating back 30 yrs.

    But none that i saw with Beefus' face on the cover.
     
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    Why was that creepy? Several shedders expressed interest in owning these gems.
     
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    She's not in high demand. I bet there is some magazine nerd forum somewhere that could point you in the right direction.
     
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    GP or the email?
     
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    All the more reason Mr. ChocolatyUtters should contact Buchwald & Team before putting them up on eBay.
     
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    Chocolatey could just pay for beautiful 8x10 color glossy prints of the cover that cost $2.84 for up to 50 prints from Walmart
    and then sell them to us for $7.50 each and make a healthy profit!

    Entrepreneurship at it's finest!